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Offline Chris_

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Oregon University Tells Frisbee Team: No Pants, No Season
« on: May 01, 2009, 05:34:10 PM »
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Oregon University Tells Frisbee Team: No Pants, No Season

PORTLAND, Ore. —  In the world of intercollegiate Ultimate Frisbee, it's ultimately not cool to go without pants. So said a student board that governs club sports at the University of Oregon when it ended a highly-ranked team's season after five players shed their pants and underwear April 11 during sectional play at Oregon State University in Corvallis.

The squad had already been on probation since November for serving alcohol to minors and making way too much noise at a party to end last season, resulting in fines and citations. Now the team, known as EGO (Eugene Gentlemen's Organization) is crying foul.

"We put on the longest shirts we had," pleaded player Kevin Minderhout. "We have some jerseys that are pretty long."

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During the April 11 incident, one team went without shirts and five on the other side went without pants and underwear.

Someone complained. The club sports executive committee, a review board of five students, held a hearing Monday. Team members didn't do themselves any favors by saying there was nothing wrong with playing without pants.

"Sooo, whatcha doin' this weekend?"

"Oh, just gonna hang out and throw a frisbee around."

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Re: Oregon University Tells Frisbee Team: No Pants, No Season
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2009, 05:42:11 PM »
The male body is strictly utlitarian and unattractive, especially the sex organ region front and back.  Is that so hard to understand?  Keep your frickin' pants on, for cryin' out loud.  This is Frisbee, not horseshoes.
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Re: Oregon University Tells Frisbee Team: No Pants, No Season
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2009, 05:44:21 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 01, 2009, 05:42:11 PM
The male body is strictly utlitarian and unattractive, especially the sex organ region front and back.  Is that so hard to understand?  Keep your frickin' pants on, for cryin' out loud.  This is Frisbee, not horseshoes.
Good thing this wasn't the men's volleyball team.   :puke:
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Re: Oregon University Tells Frisbee Team: No Pants, No Season
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2009, 06:06:58 PM »
Hmmm.
The phrase, "I'm on a collegiate Frisbee team." translates to
"I'm doing a LOT of drugs and I have NO job prospects after I graduate."
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Re: Oregon University Tells Frisbee Team: No Pants, No Season
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2009, 06:58:18 PM »
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