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Offline bijou

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Nekkid Florida man accused of defecating in neighbor’s yard
« on: May 01, 2009, 01:57:10 PM »


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Tarpon Springs Police arrested an Inverness man early today accused of entering a neighbor’s yard in the nude and defecating on the property.

Anthony L. Smith, 29, (left) faces charges of disorderly conduct and battery.

He remains in the Pinellas County Jail on $550 bail.

Authorities say Smith entered a fenced front yard in Tarpon Springs without an invitation just after midnight. He yelled and cursed at his neighbors, then defecated, causing a breach of the peace, police said.

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What a shitty thing to do.
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Re: Nekkid Florida man accused of defecating in neighbor’s yard
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2009, 01:59:07 PM »
At least he didn't fling it...
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Re: Nekkid Florida man accused of defecating in neighbor’s yard
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2009, 03:00:22 PM »
Quote from: djones520 on May 01, 2009, 01:59:07 PM
At least he didn't fling it...

Can't. resist. any. longer.......THAT JUST STINKS.
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Re: Nekkid Florida man accused of defecating in neighbor’s yard
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2009, 03:46:57 PM »
And you thought his dog was bad...
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Re: Nekkid Florida man accused of defecating in neighbor’s yard
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2009, 03:58:28 PM »
Well CRAP!!!!
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Re: Nekkid Florida man accused of defecating in neighbor’s yard
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2009, 04:57:16 PM »
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...then defecated, causing a breach of the peace, police said.

Kinda difficult to "courtesy flush" in the middle of the yard I suppose.   :whatever:
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Re: Nekkid Florida man accused of defecating in neighbor’s yard
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2009, 05:50:59 PM »
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...then defecated

I didn't know you could do that at will.  The most I could probably muster on the spur of the moment is an angry fart.
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Re: Nekkid Florida man accused of defecating in neighbor’s yard
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2009, 06:58:27 PM »
Everyone hates brown spots on their lawn....
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