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Offline Chris_

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Naked Driver Charged With DUI After Emergency Room Crash
« on: April 30, 2009, 07:55:07 AM »
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Naked Driver Charged With DUI After Emergency Room Crash

BISMARCK, N.D. —  Police in North Dakota say a naked motorist has been charged with driving under the influence after crashing a pickup into a hospital emergency room. No one was hurt.

Sgt. Dwight Offerman said 47-year-old Nicholas Krush drove into the admitting area of Bismarck's St. Alexius Hospital emergency room early Wednesday.

Offerman says Krush may have overdosed on a prescription drug. He says police were told before the crash to look for a pickup driven by a man who overdosed and was heading to Bismarck for treatment.

Hospital officials say it caused more than $100,000 in damage.

A message left for a Nick Krush in Mandan wasn't returned.

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What's with all the nekkid drivers lately?  Maybe Congress could pass a "Driving While Nekkid Tax" and it would pay for all the programs they can dream up.
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Re: Naked Driver Charged With DUI After Emergency Room Crash
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2009, 08:44:58 AM »
Ah ....that's got to feel great ...the feel of your "junk" flapping in the breeze.

Well, what do you expect? At my age it's certainly not going to "stand" for that.
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Re: Naked Driver Charged With DUI After Emergency Room Crash
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2009, 09:49:18 AM »
Maybe he was goin' down the road tryin' to loosen his load. 
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Re: Naked Driver Charged With DUI After Emergency Room Crash
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2009, 11:33:12 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 30, 2009, 09:49:18 AM
Maybe he was goin' down the road tryin' to loosen his load. 
I hope he wasn't driving this:

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Re: Naked Driver Charged With DUI After Emergency Room Crash
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2009, 12:18:10 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on April 30, 2009, 11:33:12 AM
I hope he wasn't driving this:




........or this:

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