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Offline thundley4

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Naked man arrested at Stratford beach (CT)
« on: April 28, 2009, 06:51:06 PM »
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STRATFORD -- A local man, who told police he was reliving the life of Jesus, was taken into custody for being nude Sunday on Short Beach.

Police received complaints from several beachgoers enjoying the unseasonably warm temperatures that there was an unclothed man on the beach.

Angelo Dicks, 31, of Gregory Circle, was allegedly lying nude on the sand close to a number of families with young children, according to officers sent to the scene.

When Dicks was told nudity is not allowed on the public beach, he allegedly responded that he was imitating Jesus, adding that he did not want to have a bikini line.

After refusing to get dressed and leave the beach, Dicks was arrested after a brief struggle with officers.

He was charged with risk of injury to a minor, breach of peace, and interfering with police.

He was released after posting $5,000 bond.
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Where did he keep the money for bond?
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Offline Chris_

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Re: Naked man arrested at Stratford beach (CT)
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009, 06:57:20 PM »
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he allegedly responded that he was imitating Jesus, adding that he did not want to have a bikini line
  :confused:

Um....yeah.....okaaaaay.   :mental:

He musta not seen the very specific sign on the beach..."No Nekkid Dicks Allowed".   :-)
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Re: Naked man arrested at Stratford beach (CT)
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009, 07:04:05 PM »
!!!!111!!!!!!THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITH PICS !!!111!!!!!!
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Re: Naked man arrested at Stratford beach (CT)
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2009, 12:29:27 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 28, 2009, 07:04:05 PM
!!!!111!!!!!!THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITH PICS !!!111

Ummm, I'm quite fine with this thread having no pics BECAUSE THE PERP IS A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't need to be seeing any of that, thank you very much.
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Re: Naked man arrested at Stratford beach (CT)
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2009, 12:45:59 AM »
He was released after posting $5,000 bond.

TMI Alert


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Re: Naked man arrested at Stratford beach (CT)
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2009, 06:34:11 AM »
Quote from: Zathras on April 29, 2009, 12:29:27 AM
Ummm, I'm quite fine with this thread having no pics BECAUSE THE PERP IS A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't need to be seeing any of that, thank you very much.

Read more carefully.  Don't assume.   :tongue:
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Re: Naked man arrested at Stratford beach (CT)
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2009, 12:49:27 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 29, 2009, 06:34:11 AM
Read more carefully.  Don't assume.   :tongue:

Read more carefully? Ok....first four words of the article...STRATFORD -- A local man

Like I said before pictures in this thread are NOT needed, thank you very much.
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Re: Naked man arrested at Stratford beach (CT)
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2009, 12:54:55 PM »
Quote from: Zathras on April 29, 2009, 12:49:27 PM
Read more carefully? Ok....first four words of the article...STRATFORD -- A local man

Like I said before pictures in this thread are NOT needed, thank you very much.

If you were a glass, you'd be frosted.  I said this thread would be worthless W-I-T-H pics. 

Understand now?   :innocent:
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Re: Naked man arrested at Stratford beach (CT)
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 01:51:28 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 29, 2009, 12:54:55 PM
If you were a glass, you'd be frosted.  I said this thread would be worthless W-I-T-H pics. 

Understand now?   :innocent:

:doh:

In the words of Emily Litella.....Oh...nevermind 
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Re: Naked man arrested at Stratford beach (CT)
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2009, 02:18:05 PM »
he was imitating Jesus

Sounds like he was stipped of his rights!
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Re: Naked man arrested at Stratford beach (CT)
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2009, 05:08:12 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on April 29, 2009, 02:18:05 PM
he was imitating Jesus

Sounds like he was stipped of his rights!
...or was it a cross he just could not bare?   :-)
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Re: Naked man arrested at Stratford beach (CT)
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 05:37:43 PM »
What was the temperture and shrinkage factor?
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Re: Naked man arrested at Stratford beach (CT)
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 05:55:21 PM »
Quote from: Zathras on April 29, 2009, 01:51:28 PM
:doh:

In the words of Emily Litella.....Oh...nevermind 

I thought that was Roseanne Roseannadanconner. 
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