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Offline Chris_

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Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
« on: April 28, 2009, 07:49:51 AM »
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Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver

GRAND ISLAND, Neb., Apr. 27, 2009

(AP)  A man was arrested after authorities were tipped off about a reckless _ and naked _ driver on Interstate 80 in central Nebraska. The Nebraska State Patrol said a 26-year-old man was arrested Saturday evening on suspicion of driving while intoxicated and driving under suspension.

The patrol said the man was driving west on I-80 near Giltner when he was pulled over. Both he and a 26-year-old woman in the car were naked.

Frank, anybody you know go missing?

DWN - Driving While Nekkid....probably not a crime in Florida.

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Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009, 08:20:38 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on April 28, 2009, 07:49:51 AM
Frank, anybody you know go missing?

I keep pretty good tabs on primitives in Nebraska.

I checked, and no, none of them are missing today.

Must just be plain ordinary nuts, not primitives.
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Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009, 10:23:54 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on April 28, 2009, 07:49:51 AM


DWN - Driving While Nekkid....probably not a crime in Florida.


Isn't it practically compulsory there?  :-)
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Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2009, 10:49:26 AM »
I stopped driving naked because I was always blowing the horn by accident.
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Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2009, 11:03:11 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 28, 2009, 10:49:26 AM
I stopped driving naked because I was always blowing the horn by accident.

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Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009, 11:04:41 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 28, 2009, 10:49:26 AM
I stopped driving naked because I was always blowing the horn by accident.
Roll up the window and you won't flap in the breeze.  :thatsright:
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Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2009, 11:18:55 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on April 28, 2009, 11:04:41 AM
Roll up the window and you won't flap in the breeze.  :thatsright:

Hell no!  I don't want to get pinched by the clutch pedal again.  No sir.
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Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2009, 11:21:49 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 28, 2009, 11:18:55 AM
Hell no!  I don't want to get pinched by the clutch pedal again.  No sir.
Four on the floor?
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Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2009, 11:23:33 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on April 28, 2009, 11:21:49 AM
Four on the floor?

I don't know.  I've never measured.
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Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2009, 11:25:34 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 28, 2009, 11:23:33 AM
I don't know.  I've never measured.
We'll be here all day folks...try the veal.   :-)
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Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2009, 11:28:42 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on April 28, 2009, 11:25:34 AM
We'll be here all day folks...try the veal.   :-)

Don't forget to put your tip on your waitress!
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Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2009, 11:30:50 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 28, 2009, 11:28:42 AM
Don't forget to put your tip on your waitress!
I thought we were supposed to trip the waitress.   :thatsright:
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