DU: Colorado, Bobo teh clown does bad poetry...

[dutch508]

bobbolink  (1000+ posts)        Tue Apr-21-09 02:59 PM
Hia-Koo fer teh DunpmonkiezOriginal message

Being trapped in your car in 4 feet of snow is such joy.

No, not because I was "on the road", but because my car is my home.

Did anyone think of homeless people during this last storm?

I bet few did.

I couldn't even go pee!

Fell on the ice and cracked my head. Concussions are such fun.

How many others suffered without homes during this mess?

Yet, it doesn't rate.

Here is my Colorado Hia-Koo:

At home with the mountains in view,

Smelly hippiez drive fast on icy roads,

Crash goes the sticker-laden volvo,

Laugh at the bleeding liberals.
 

[USA4ME]

bobbolink

Fell on the ice and cracked my head. Concussions are such fun.

And yet, curiously, your postings neither improved or got worse.

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[Lord Undies]

A homeless DUmmie,
Asleep in his car,
He lowers the bar.

He's not spending his day,
Trying to improve his lot,
Or looking for a Salvation Army cot.

But the librarian is cordial,
As he wastes his time,
Committing another DU posting crime.

The DUmmie sucks,
Below the waist,
Daily fix of man paste.

-Uncle Undies, 2009

[Chris_]

We haven't received 4'-0" of snow this entire winter, let alone this last "snow" storm we had.

If BobbleHead wants the rest of the DUmbasses to believe the unbelievable, she'd better stop bogarting the Thunderbird. 

[AllosaursRus]

But, but, but, it's GLOBAL WARMING!

Bwahahahahahaha!

ESAD DUmb****!

[Karin]

Bravo for the poems, they made me laugh.  I won't write one because mine earned me a bitch slap last time. 

Pity poor me Bobbo, you'd think she'd learn that none of these things are any fun.  There must be a way out of the hole she's in.  Good Lord, go to the Salvation Army!  What in the world is she expecting to get from an internet forum?  Someone to wave their magic wand? 

[AllosaursRus]

Bravo for the poems, they made me laugh.  I won't write one because mine earned me a bitch slap last time. 

Pity poor me Bobbo, you'd think she'd learn that none of these things are any fun.  There must be a way out of the hole she's in.  Good Lord, go to the Salvation Army!  What in the world is she expecting to get from an internet forum?  Someone to wave their magic wand? 

Nope.........She is just looking for sympathy and a hand-out! I'll lay odds she has a PayPal account.

[ScubaGuy]

Poor old Bobo!

The Dummie does collect some form of government payout but it's not enough to get her a new 4BR/3Bath house and the government isn't going to give her one.  She doesn't want section 8 housing because the landlord has problems with her.  She refuses to pool her resources with anybody else in a similar situation and get a decent apartment since she "has a right" to a private residence.

Seeing that she does have a car and some income I have a little advice for ol' bobo.   DRIVE TO A BETTER CLIMATE DUMMY!  

[dutch508]

Bravo for the poems, they made me laugh.  I won't write one because mine earned me a bitch slap last time. 

Pity poor me Bobbo, you'd think she'd learn that none of these things are any fun.  There must be a way out of the hole she's in.  Good Lord, go to the Salvation Army!  What in the world is she expecting to get from an internet forum?  Someone to wave their magic wand? 

bitchslapped for not writing a poem.

[LC EFA]

I have to pause to wonder why bobo doesn't move south for the winter. It's not like they have a job or family tying them down, and their "house" apparently has wheels. Get a seasonal labor job doing [whatever].

Yes , I am aware that doing do would probably result in no longer getting their Free Moneyâ„¢ from the government.

[AllosaursRus]

I have to pause to wonder why bobo doesn't move south for the winter. It's not like they have a job or family tying them down, and their "house" apparently has wheels. Get a seasonal labor job doing [whatever].

Yes , I am aware that doing do would probably result in no longer getting their Free Moneyâ„¢ from the government.

Which I assume you realize negates the whole reason for "it's" bellyaching!

[The Village Idiot]

Which I assume you realize negates the whole reason for "it's" bellyaching!

Gee, deliver the Thrifty Nickel or other things once a week for $100 or so. Collect cans and in some places bottles. There are ways to get some minor funds 'off the record'. Mow a lawn... Okay, maybe its hard when your in Detroit or Chicago but geez stop complaining.

BTW- How does Bobbolink get online??

[Lord Undies]

Gee, deliver the Thrifty Nickel or other things once a week for $100 or so. Collect cans and in some places bottles. There are ways to get some minor funds 'off the record'. Mow a lawn... Okay, maybe its hard when your in Detroit or Chicago but geez stop complaining.

BTW- How does Bobbolink get online??

Femaledogslapped for not reading my poem.

[The Village Idiot]

Femaledogslapped for not reading my poem.

lol.

hey, how did you know I didn't read the poem?

[The Village Idiot]

A homeless DUmmie,
Asleep in his car,
He lowers the bar.

He's not spending his day,
Trying to improve his lot,
Or looking for a Salvation Army cot.

But the librarian is cordial,
As he wastes his time,
Committing another DU posting crime.

The DUmmie sucks,
Below the waist,
Daily fix of man paste.

-Uncle Undies, 2009

oh, KO... I guess it did answer the question

[Duke Nukum]

Bobo doesn't make any sense.  Why should anybody be thinking about "the homeless" except for the homeless?

He or she could start a business, become a multi-millionaire, and then he or she could "think of 'the homeless'" all he or she likes and have the resources to do something about it.

Most of us have our own lives to live and so, unless we are envious liberals, we tend to think of ourselves first and taking care of ourselves so we aren't a burden on society.

[Lord Undies]

That's kind of what liberalism is all about.  The minute you, a normal person, feel a moment of happiness and contentment you are suppose to immediately kill it by thinking of those "less fortunate".  You, a normal person, must spend your emotions and MONEY helping the "less fortunate".  Liberals don't have to contribute anything tangible because they think they have done their part by making you do your part.

[The Village Idiot]

Bobo doesn't make any sense.  Why should anybody be thinking about "the homeless" except for the homeless?

He or she could start a business, become a multi-millionaire, and then he or she could "think of 'the homeless'" all he or she likes and have the resources to do something about it.

Most of us have our own lives to live and so, unless we are envious liberals, we tend to think of ourselves first and taking care of ourselves so we aren't a burden on society.

extremist!