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DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« on: April 27, 2009, 10:07:07 AM »
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I'm sick and tired of this big red white and BLUE dick being jammed up my asshole.
   
Edited on Mon Apr-27-09 02:45 PM by originalpckelly
Who the **** does this government think it is to tell me how to use a ****ing container of Clorox wipes? Are they doing the house cleaning? If not, then they should shut the **** up and leave my ass alone.

This shit is over with.

WE'RE MAD AS HELL, AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!

On 4:20:2009 a massive change began, and it started with the Denver Pot Party. They set their declaration of independence on fire, lifted it to their lips, and sucked on that shit like it was the best dick they have ever had! That's because that dick is the real dick. Not the fake dick.

And all you mother****ers who'd challenge me, I don't ****ing think so. Bitch best let my people go. I've been to the promised land, and yes I am high. Higher than a kite, if I do say so. ;-)

If I'm high, then you're ass is LOW. Why so BLUE bitch, huh? I know. Yeah, I know, and I know more everyday and the more I know, the higher I am, and the lower you are.

And I'm bringing my people with me!

We're going to get ****ing HIGH! Higher than the sky! And you will only begin to understand. IT'S ABOUT ****ING TIME!

IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE! I'M NOT TAKING ANYMORE OF THE SAME OLD SHIT ANYMORE! AND YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER!

You know what I say? Break every single one of these ****ed laws that think they can DICKtate to us how we're going to live. I'd rather smoke pot than be planted in one. These mother****ers are drunk on power and it's time for them to sober up.

Stop paying your taxes. Who the **** do they think they are to DEMAND, to FORCE you to pay for anything you don't want? I'm not buying what you're selling, you're the real drug dealers.

If you have to stop working to accomplish that, it's better to suffer a little now for a better tomorrow. These morons keep us in the moment, only worried about what we're doing now, how we live now. And if we keep thinking like that, we'll never get out of the here and now.

Stop buying shit from companies that treat their employees like shit, where you can.

THIS IS OUR DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

I saw a crowd of people lighting up a joint and shouting freedom in near unison, THAT WAS FOR A REASON!

There are no accidents in a closed system, you ****ing morons who don't understand symmetry don't need to be telling us about ourselves any longer.

Most importantly, we must bring this false shit Scientology down. It's a bunch of bullshit. It steals a person's freedom of thought, by getting them to admit what they've done wrong, then holds it over them to get them to do even more wrong. One crime doesn't justify another. It never has.

That's why we must be kind to the people who've treated us this way, but it doesn't mean we have to take their shit anymore.

We need to bring DICK CHENEY up on charges, prosecute him, and then set him free. We have no right to keep another person in bondage, just because they did that to us. The same for Condi Rice, most especially Condi Rice. We need them, but for too long they have thought they can use that against us. Well, now we're going to show them they need us too!

Go forth and carry the message: this shit is coming to an end!


These are the people who think they know what's best for everyone.


     I'd comment on this, but it draws the biggest WTF I can remember. Even the DUmbasses are worried:

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4. please, please get some help
   
you're decompensating- and messily.
 


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17. The reason I think you shouldn't be tombstoned is that maybe we can pursuade you to get help first
   
In the last few weeks, you've written about "solving" the mysteries of the universe through faulty math. Before that, you "solved" the financial/economic crisis. Some months ago, you solved the environmental crisis by proposing a trap door for highways, into which overweight cars would "safely" fall.

Friend, there is something very wrong with you. A DUer with some psychiatric experience told you that you might be going through a manic phase of grandiosity.

But now it seems much worse. From what I can parse in your post, whatever else is wrong with you, it has been compounded by some kind of drug binge.

Please go to a hospital. I'm not trying to be mean or snarky, but everyone can see there is something really, really wrong with you -- or you are faking mental illness brilliantly.

If there is anyone on DU you like or trust, maybe you could PM that person with the phone number or email address of a friend or family member who could check in on you.




     Frank says that they lie, they always lie. Well, true, but one by one, they also reveal themselves as ****ing batshit insane, yet we're supposed to live they way they wants us to. Yikes.
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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2009, 10:15:34 AM »
The originalpckelly primitive isn't saying anything that's any less intelligent than the other primitives do every moment of the day.  They need not worry about him and rather concern themselves with their own individual mental deficiencies.

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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2009, 10:15:45 AM »
Whoever's operating the originalpckelly mole is doing a brilliant job. :rotf:
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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2009, 10:28:08 AM »

He posted another incoherent rant yesterday too.  This guy ain't just a "few fries short of a happy meal",  he's missing the burger, bun, pickles and cheese too.

I think he should get together with the subway kitty and check into the closest loony bin.

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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2009, 10:35:43 AM »
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26. locking
 Might be time to take a break.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2009, 12:26:02 PM »
Oh my, that really was a very good WTF?    :lmao:
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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2009, 01:03:11 PM »
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Goodness gracious! I haven't read anything over there at the island that explains a DUmmie better than this rant!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!
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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2009, 01:35:50 PM »
What did they put in the water (bong) over there?
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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2009, 02:53:51 PM »
No, drugs aren't bad...........

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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2009, 02:59:51 PM »
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In the last few weeks, you've written about "solving" the mysteries of the universe through faulty math. Before that, you "solved" the financial/economic crisis. Some months ago, you solved the environmental crisis by proposing a trap door for highways, into which overweight cars would "safely" fall.

I must have missed the trap door for highways. Does anyone have a link to that?
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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2009, 04:48:38 PM »
The OP has a butt fixation
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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2009, 04:59:03 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on April 27, 2009, 02:59:51 PM
I must have missed the trap door for highways. Does anyone have a link to that?

Here you go

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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2009, 05:07:06 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on April 27, 2009, 04:59:03 PM
Here you go



from THAT thread...

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5. But why?
 Beak it down. I can tell you from having gotten rid of my car. Car's are:

1) fast
2) a storage locker
3) a "place" you can go and be alone and safe

But when I look at the future, I see huge artificially intelligent logistics systems handling delivery of EVERYTHING, so your car is no longer about bringing home the groceries, they don't need to be storage lockers, and the transit systems will be so efficient that they will be fast as well. That just leaves 3.


See, and I thought car's were a transportation device.
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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2009, 05:11:09 PM »
You do realize it was the dems and Clintoon who let these people out of the rubber room, don't you?
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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2009, 05:12:01 PM »
WTH???? You know it's bad when the DUmmies are saying, "please stop!" and "you seriously need help." Who knew they had a tolerance level? LOL.
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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2009, 06:05:48 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on April 27, 2009, 10:15:34 AM
The originalpckelly primitive isn't saying anything that's any less intelligent than the other primitives do every moment of the day.  They need not worry about him and rather concern themselves with their own individual mental deficiencies.

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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2009, 06:12:14 PM »
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I'm sick and tired of this big red white and BLUE dick being jammed up my asshole.
Homophobe! :catfight: :gay:
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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2009, 06:17:42 PM »
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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2009, 06:29:32 PM »
Quote from: Chris on April 27, 2009, 06:12:14 PM
Homophobe! :catfight: :gay:

The irony that "originalpckelly" uses a rainbow flag avatar is delicious.
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Re: DUmmy goes NUTS...it's a thing of beauty
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2009, 06:37:30 PM »
Quote from: ScubaGuy on April 27, 2009, 10:28:08 AM
He posted another incoherent rant yesterday too.  This guy ain't just a "few fries short of a happy meal",  he's missing the burger, bun, pickles and cheese too.

I think he should get together with the subway kitty and check into the closest loony bin.



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