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Offline BlueStateSaint

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Re: Corn holer lies to give blood.
« Reply #50 on: April 27, 2009, 05:50:59 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 27, 2009, 03:34:43 PM
There was something in my ass that night
It was good'n tight, fernando
AIDS was waiting there for you and me
For barebacking, Fernando
Though I never thought that we could lose
Theres no regret
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando

 :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

H5!  

But, the problem with that is that I just sang that set of lyrics . . . in my head.  Now, I won't get that damned song out of my head for a week.
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Re: Corn holer lies to give blood.
« Reply #51 on: April 27, 2009, 05:58:26 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 27, 2009, 05:50:59 PM
:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

H5!  

But, the problem with that is that I just sang that set of lyrics . . . in my head.  Now, I won't get that damned song out of my head for a week.

Thanks.  It's nice to be appreciated.  I have the song in my head too.  I tried singing "Dancing Queen" to get it out, but it didn't work.
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Re: Corn holer lies to give blood.
« Reply #52 on: April 27, 2009, 06:05:56 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 27, 2009, 03:59:03 PM
Then you try to make an ABBA song fit in a thread with "Corn Holer" in the title. 

(UMMMM.  Corn.   :drool: )

("How much is corn?"  "Why, it's a buccaneer!")

Ummmmmm........okay I submit! Don't know how in the world I could do that, Obeewan! I don't have the ability to rely on the force in any way close to your natural ability.   :bow:
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Re: Corn holer lies to give blood.
« Reply #53 on: April 27, 2009, 06:20:10 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 27, 2009, 05:58:26 PM
Thanks.  It's nice to be appreciated.  I have the song in my head too.  I tried singing "Dancing Queen" to get it out, but it didn't work.

I want the "old" one that was in my head--"Kooky Is Cool" from the band that does the Wow Wow Wubbzy! music.
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"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
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Re: Corn holer lies to give blood.
« Reply #54 on: April 27, 2009, 06:25:02 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 27, 2009, 06:20:10 PM
I want the "old" one that was in my head--"Kooky Is Cool" from the band that does the Wow Wow Wubbzy! music.

Wow Wow Wubbzy Wubbzy Wubbzy Wow Wow.  Wow Wow Wow.
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Re: Corn holer lies to give blood.
« Reply #55 on: April 27, 2009, 06:26:03 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 27, 2009, 05:58:26 PM
Thanks.  It's nice to be appreciated.  I have the song in my head too.  I tried singing "Dancing Queen" to get it out, but it didn't work.

Gee.  Thanks Undies.  Now I've got this mental picture of Bwarney Fwank doing the Samba in a disco dress running through my head, and no spork to get it out with.

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Re: Corn holer lies to give blood.
« Reply #56 on: April 27, 2009, 07:04:56 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 27, 2009, 06:25:02 PM
Wow Wow Wubbzy Wubbzy Wubbzy Wow Wow.  Wow Wow Wow.

Wooowww!
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Re: Corn holer lies to give blood.
« Reply #57 on: April 27, 2009, 08:34:19 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 27, 2009, 05:58:26 PM
Thanks.  It's nice to be appreciated.  I have the song in my head too.  I tried singing "Dancing Queen" to get it out, but it didn't work.

Wouldn't that be the "Banking Queen"?
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Re: Corn holer lies to give blood.
« Reply #58 on: April 27, 2009, 08:44:50 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on April 27, 2009, 08:34:19 PM
Wouldn't that be the "Banking Queen"?

I know nothing about "Banking Queen".  Never heard of it.  I don't listen to that hatemonger Rash Limpballs.
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Re: Corn holer lies to give blood.
« Reply #59 on: April 27, 2009, 08:47:30 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 27, 2009, 08:44:50 PM
I know nothing about "Banking Queen".  Never heard of it.  I don't listen to that hatemonger Rash Limpballs.

 :o Well shut my mouf.
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Re: Corn holer lies to give blood.
« Reply #60 on: April 27, 2009, 09:13:50 PM »
Quote from: Tucker13 on April 27, 2009, 08:47:30 PM
:o Well shut my mouf.

No.. he listens to the soothing and calming message of Alex Jones instead...  :mental:

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Re: Corn holer lies to give blood.
« Reply #61 on: April 27, 2009, 09:18:09 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 27, 2009, 08:44:50 PM
I know nothing about "Banking Queen".  Never heard of it.  I don't listen to that hatemonger Rash Limpballs.
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Re: Corn holer lies to give blood.
« Reply #62 on: April 27, 2009, 09:30:36 PM »
KIDDING!!

I helped Paul (Shanklin) write it, but I told him (and Rush) NOT to give me credit.   :innocent:
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Re: Corn holer lies to give blood.
« Reply #63 on: April 27, 2009, 09:37:29 PM »
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Re: Corn holer lies to give blood.
« Reply #64 on: April 27, 2009, 09:54:43 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 27, 2009, 09:30:36 PM
KIDDING!!

I helped Paul (Shanklin) write it, but I told him (and Rush) NOT to give me credit.   :innocent:

If you say that TiTty-boy was backing you up on guitar, you get a bitchslap an hour for the next 30 days, Señor G-String...
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Re: Corn holer lies to give blood.
« Reply #65 on: April 27, 2009, 10:19:57 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on April 27, 2009, 09:54:43 PM
If you say that TiTty-boy was backing you up on guitar, you get a bitchslap an hour for the next 30 days, Señor G-String...

Of course I wouldn't say that.  TiTty-boy was on the drums.
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Re: Corn holer lies to give blood.
« Reply #66 on: April 28, 2009, 05:57:06 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 27, 2009, 09:30:36 PM
KIDDING!!

I helped Paul (Shanklin) write it, but I told him (and Rush) NOT to give me credit.   :innocent:

I knew that. Only Rush listeners would know the relationship between "Banking Queen" and "Dancing Queen"
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Re: Corn holer lies to give blood.
« Reply #67 on: April 28, 2009, 10:47:54 PM »
Late to this thread, but just woke the hubby and chihuahuas laughing so hard. L. Undies, please work on some new lyrics posthaste, as those will be me for some time. :bow:

Is it me, or are they also not thinking about all those people who are randomly permiscuous with just anyone? They would be at high risk, also, due to the fact they have no idea who all the folks they slept with had been with. They could be involved only in hetero sex, and wham! So, I think the Red Cross should ask your sexual, uhm, habits, so to speak. When I found out the wife beating ex was also cheating on me, (imagine that!), I had tests done ASAP. I also would never have dreamed of giving blood, as I saw pics of what he slept with, and heard about her fondness for meeting guys/girls who traveled to her town. She and her friend hung out a motels. Lovely, lovely girls.  :censored:
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