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Offline asdf2231

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MEAT CARDS! Business Cards. Made Of MEAT!!!!!11111oneoneoneoneone
« on: April 24, 2009, 03:32:07 PM »
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We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.

Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients:
MEAT AND LASERS.

Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.

MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex.

The Pinnacle Of Human Evolution has been reached at long last. :thumbs:
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Re: MEAT CARDS! Business Cards. Made Of MEAT!!!!!11111oneoneoneoneone
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2009, 07:49:33 PM »
This really isn't too different from hiring a person to walk around advertising in a sandwich board.
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Re: MEAT CARDS! Business Cards. Made Of MEAT!!!!!11111oneoneoneoneone
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2009, 07:52:24 PM »
Tasty and informative!!! :-)
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Re: MEAT CARDS! Business Cards. Made Of MEAT!!!!!11111oneoneoneoneone
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2009, 08:12:31 PM »
This is more practical than my idea to make a Gumby and Pokey set out of liver pate.
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Re: MEAT CARDS! Business Cards. Made Of MEAT!!!!!11111oneoneoneoneone
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2009, 08:55:20 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 24, 2009, 08:12:31 PM
This is more practical than my idea to make a Gumby and Pokey set out of liver pate.

And more tasty...
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Re: MEAT CARDS! Business Cards. Made Of MEAT!!!!!11111oneoneoneoneone
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2009, 07:43:16 PM »
O.M.G.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :-)
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Re: MEAT CARDS! Business Cards. Made Of MEAT!!!!!11111oneoneoneoneone
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2009, 08:42:37 PM »
an ad for 250 free business cards is at the top of the page
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Re: MEAT CARDS! Business Cards. Made Of MEAT!!!!!11111oneoneoneoneone
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2009, 01:59:13 AM »
There is nothing else the modern executive could need.  :-)
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Re: MEAT CARDS! Business Cards. Made Of MEAT!!!!!11111oneoneoneoneone
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2009, 02:37:01 AM »
Quote from: bijou on April 27, 2009, 01:59:13 AM
There is nothing else the modern executive could need.  :-)

That is the truth!

I've just added the rest of the 1934 revisionist history story at the Liberty Fiction Storyboard if anyone is interested in that kind of stuff. If your a veteran please don't hurt me too bad in your critiques.
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Re: MEAT CARDS! Business Cards. Made Of MEAT!!!!!11111oneoneoneoneone
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2009, 07:14:14 AM »
I think it's disgusting and way not funny.  A cow died for that silly website and had its carcass defamed.

I thought we were above such savagery.



...I do wander what it tastes like though.
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