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Offline Hawkgirl

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Economic Crisis Hits German Sex Industry
« on: April 22, 2009, 08:53:34 PM »
Economic Crisis Hits German Sex Industry

BERLIN (April 22) - It did not take long for the world financial crisis to affect the world's oldest profession in Germany.
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Berlin's "***** Club" has attracted media attention with its headline-grabbing "flat rate" -- a 70-euro admission charge for unlimited food, drink and sex between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m.
"You've got to come up with creative solutions these days," said club manager Stefan, who requested his surname not be published. "We're feeling the economic crisis, too, even though business has fortunately been more or less okay for us so far.
"Our offer might sound like it's too good to be true, but it's real. You can eat as much as you want, drink as much as you want and have as much sex as you want."
Stefan, who runs other establishments in Heidelberg and Wuppertal besides the Berlin club, said the flat rate had helped keep the 30 women working in each location fully employed.

Dutch's next vacation spot

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Re: Economic Crisis Hits German Sex Industry
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2009, 09:47:53 PM »
...alll you can eat...crabs...   :uhsure:
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« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2009, 09:49:20 PM »
Dang...

It's like a buffet with VD.
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Re: Economic Crisis Hits German Sex Industry
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2009, 09:55:18 PM »
I have a burning sensation that the puns will continue in this thread for some time.
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Re: Economic Crisis Hits German Sex Industry
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2009, 09:58:30 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on April 22, 2009, 09:55:18 PM
I have a burning sensation that the puns will continue in this thread for some time.
Ah, the Germans have their own version of a "stimulus package".   :-)
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Re: Economic Crisis Hits German Sex Industry
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2009, 11:52:27 PM »
Swinging dicks and meatballs.....talk about variety!
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Re: Economic Crisis Hits German Sex Industry
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2009, 11:58:01 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on April 22, 2009, 09:47:53 PM
...alll you can eat...crabs...   :uhsure:

And spotted dick for dessert
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Re: Economic Crisis Hits German Sex Industry
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2009, 06:52:13 AM »
Prostitution in Europe is considerably different than in US, where it is all petty criminal crack whores.  The hygeine part is not really a problem.
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Re: Economic Crisis Hits German Sex Industry
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2009, 09:29:31 AM »
Get the men to enjoy their free drinks enough before the "main event" and it might be a good deal for the brothel  :tongue:
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« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2009, 09:50:10 AM »
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and have as much sex as you want."


Damn, where did I put the Viagra..............................
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Re: Economic Crisis Hits German Sex Industry
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2009, 10:14:46 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 23, 2009, 09:50:10 AM

Damn, where did I put the Viagra..............................

Yeah, it's a much more attractive deal for the younger crowd than for an over-50 type like me.

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Re: Economic Crisis Hits German Sex Industry
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2009, 08:06:18 PM »
No worries Tanker, with enough of that blue pill, you also can win a challenge!

Man dies after winning contest, that he could have continuous &*% with two girls for 12 hours

Wow  :o  ::)
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Re: Economic Crisis Hits German Sex Industry
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2009, 08:29:10 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 23, 2009, 06:52:13 AM
The hygeine part is not really a problem.

What about the STD part? 

Be careful when you cast the line...never know what you might catch..  :fishing:
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Re: Economic Crisis Hits German Sex Industry
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2009, 11:09:00 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on April 23, 2009, 08:29:10 PM
What about the STD part? 

Be careful when you cast the line...never know what you might catch..  :fishing:

They don't go bareback.  I spent three years there when I was much younger, none of the troops ever caught anything from the pros, all the STD/VD cases came from partners they didn't pay for.
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