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Offline thundley4

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Man attacks cops with medieval battle ax
« on: April 22, 2009, 11:48:37 AM »
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PANAMA CITY BEACH, FL -- Authorities say a Panama City Beach motel guest tried to scare off deputies with a medieval battle ax, a knife and a long sword.

The Bay County Sheriff's Office reports that deputies responded to the Sting Ray Motel Tuesday morning after management called 911 to complain that a guest was acting strange.

When a deputy stepped out of his patrol car, officials say 33-year-old Terrence Croskery threw a battle ax and then a 6-inch knife through the window of the motel room.

Deputies say Croskery then pulled out a broad sword and locked himself in the bathroom. When deputies finally got into the bathroom, they say Croskery was unconscious. The man was taken to a nearby hospital.

Officials say Croskery will be charged with aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer
Floriduh !

This is what happens when online gamers leave the safety of their basements.
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Offline Chris_

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Re: Man attacks cops with medieval battle ax
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2009, 11:51:17 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 22, 2009, 11:48:37 AM
Floriduh !

This is what happens when online gamers leave the safety of their basements.
Living in a basement in Floriduh can also be hazardous.    :thatsright:
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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: Man attacks cops with medieval battle ax
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2009, 12:46:19 PM »
Threw a battle ax......well?....How much did his old lady wiegh?
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Re: Man attacks cops with medieval battle ax
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2009, 02:26:04 PM »
[youtube=425,350]YI3cocbIsto[/youtube]

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Re: Man attacks cops with medieval battle ax
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2009, 05:51:42 PM »
heh heh, I think we have our next episode lined up for Deadliest Warrior....Police Officer vs Axe Wielding Idiot.
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Re: Man attacks cops with medieval battle ax
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2009, 06:05:29 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on April 22, 2009, 02:26:04 PM
[youtube=425,350]YI3cocbIsto[/youtube]

:rofl:

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Re: Man attacks cops with medieval battle ax
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2009, 07:34:56 AM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on April 22, 2009, 02:26:04 PM
[youtube=425,350]YI3cocbIsto[/youtube]

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Re: Man attacks cops with medieval battle ax
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2009, 09:33:58 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 23, 2009, 07:34:56 AM
"I'M WEARING BOOTS OF ESCAPING,I"M WEARING BOOTS OF ESCAPING!" :rotf:

Not so effective against a Taser of Life-Force Sapping, I'm afraid.

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