We could make fun of Furries here, all kinds of mocking is called for with this silly add. I really can't imagine a guy who even reads the words.
Is it possible to change the words here?
The first thing that comes to my mind is:
PETA kills 95% of the catgirls in its shelters.
Catgirls belong in your lap, not in a hellish PETA shelter. PLEASE. Adopt a catgirl todayFeel free to come up with your own caption. But someone, please Photoshop this add!
Thank you.