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Offline bijou

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Shoplifter hides brillo pads in his pants
« on: April 21, 2009, 01:38:21 PM »
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FORT WALTON BEACH — A 51-year-old Niceville man was charged with theft after store employees watched him put a bottle of Castor Oil and a box of brillo pads into the front of his pants.

He was stopped by employees as he attempted to leave the store with the Chore Boy Stainless Steel Scrubbers and the Castor Oil still concealed there.

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Well, he was set for a fun evening!  :-)



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Re: Shoplifter hides brillo pads in his pants
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2009, 02:47:14 PM »
Chore Boy Stainless Steel Scrubbers and Castor Oil ?

That's really, really scary 

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Re: Shoplifter hides brillo pads in his pants
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2009, 03:10:43 PM »
Yeah, I'm not asking any questions on that one.
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Re: Shoplifter hides brillo pads in his pants
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2009, 04:01:58 PM »
My thought was of someone trying to use castor oil as a cleaning product.  It turns out that it is recommended for acne.  How bad would acne have to be to use scrub pads, though?

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Re: Shoplifter hides brillo pads in his pants
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2009, 06:09:51 PM »
Boy, that is rough
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Re: Shoplifter hides brillo pads in his pants
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2009, 08:00:29 PM »
Chore boy is used in crack pipes as the filter.

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I worked in a store. It was the highest (pun intended) stolen item.