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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #50 on: April 23, 2009, 10:53:10 AM »
Quote from: happy1ga on April 23, 2009, 10:50:24 AM
I think it must be a sign that I am disturbed that I find this funny, and sick at the same time. The visuals with the caulk gun have me picturing Bill Mays hocking it in a tv ad. "It can withstand 50 lbs of bowel pressure in all gay Iraqis!" I wonder what you would get as a bonus gift for being among the first 100 to order?? :o :o

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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #51 on: April 23, 2009, 11:12:44 AM »
Quote from: happy1ga on April 23, 2009, 10:50:24 AM
I think it must be a sign that I am disturbed that I find this funny, and sick at the same time. The visuals with the caulk gun have me picturing Bill Mays hocking it in a tv ad. "It can withstand 50 lbs of bowel pressure in all gay Iraqis!" I wonder what you would get as a bonus gift for being among the first 100 to order?? :o :o
A giant tube of Anusol? :-)
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #52 on: April 23, 2009, 11:28:08 AM »
Quote from: happy1ga on April 23, 2009, 10:50:24 AM
I think it must be a sign that I am disturbed that I find this funny, and sick at the same time. The visuals with the caulk gun have me picturing Bill Mays hocking it in a tv ad. "It can withstand 50 lbs of bowel pressure in all gay Iraqis!" I wonder what you would get as a bonus gift for being among the first 100 to order?? :o :o
ROFL.  I can just see him hawking the new "Preparation Gay".   :rotf:
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #53 on: April 23, 2009, 11:44:18 AM »
Quote from: happy1ga on April 23, 2009, 10:50:24 AM
I think it must be a sign that I am disturbed that I find this funny, and sick at the same time. The visuals with the caulk gun have me picturing Bill Mays hocking it in a tv ad. "It can withstand 50 lbs of bowel pressure in all gay Iraqis!" I wonder what you would get as a bonus gift for being among the first 100 to order?? :o :o

I so want to pre-hire Billy Mays to give the eulogy at my funeral.
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #54 on: April 23, 2009, 12:34:41 PM »
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"A prominent Iraqi human rights activist says that Iraqi militia have deployed a painful form of torture against homosexuals by closing their anuses using 'Iranian gum.' ...Yina Mohammad told Alarabiya.net that, 'Iraqi militias have deployed an unprecedented form of torture against homosexuals by using a very strong glue that will close their anus.' According to her, the new substance 'is known as the American hum, which is an Iranian-manufactured glue that if applied to the skin, sticks to it and can only be removed by surgery. After they glue the anuses of homosexuals, they give them a drink that causes diarrhea. Since the anus is closed, the diarrhea causes death. Videos of this form of torture are being distributed on mobile cellphones in Iraq.'"

Gee, I wonder if it's the same "human rights activist" who accused Marines of going on a rampage in Haditha?

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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #55 on: April 23, 2009, 02:27:12 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 23, 2009, 11:44:18 AM
I so want to pre-hire Billy Mays to give the eulogy at my funeral.

I've seen PITCHMEN. The TV show. His house looks expensive to the nth degree. He might not be cheap.
Maybe he could sell your belongings over the casket at your funeral, that would be the capitalist way to go
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« Reply #56 on: April 23, 2009, 03:07:43 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 05:00:02 PM
Oh, c'mon.  Who among us did not play Brothers of the Hole back in Jr. High?
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #57 on: April 23, 2009, 03:14:37 PM »
For such a ghey thread, this one has over 600 views so far.

What's up with that?  :whatever:
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #58 on: April 23, 2009, 03:40:25 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on April 23, 2009, 03:14:37 PM
For such a ghey thread, this one has over 600 views so far.

What's up with that?  :whatever:

I don't know.  I just tried it with Elmer's and it didn't stop a thing.  It was pleasantly soothing, though, at first.
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #59 on: April 23, 2009, 04:03:33 PM »
Quote from: happy1ga on April 23, 2009, 10:50:24 AM
I think it must be a sign that I am disturbed that I find this funny, and sick at the same time. The visuals with the caulk gun have me picturing Bill Mays hocking it in a tv ad. "It can withstand 50 lbs of bowel pressure in all gay Iraqis!" I wonder what you would get as a bonus gift for being among the first 100 to order?? :o :o

If you act now, you get the Ginsu knives!  They slice, they dice, they cut and they pare!  :tongue: :naughty:
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #60 on: April 23, 2009, 04:13:07 PM »
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #61 on: April 23, 2009, 04:14:56 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 05:15:19 PM
That's repressed homosexuality if I ever heard it.   :o

I was 8, he was 5. 

Just a couple of redneck wannabe's playing with explosives....   :fuelfire:

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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #62 on: April 23, 2009, 04:24:49 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 23, 2009, 04:03:33 PM
If you act now, you get the Ginsu knives!  They slice, they dice, they cut and they pare!  :tongue: :naughty:

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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #63 on: April 23, 2009, 04:45:28 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 23, 2009, 03:40:25 PM
I don't know.  I just tried it with Elmer's and it didn't stop a thing.  It was pleasantly soothing, though, at first.

You know, that's a thought. Eating paste just might do it without the violence done to the sphincter.
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
« Reply #64 on: April 23, 2009, 04:49:34 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on April 23, 2009, 04:45:28 PM
You know, that's a thought. Eating paste just might do it without the violence done to the sphincter.

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