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Offline Lord Undies

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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2009, 11:15:29 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 22, 2009, 11:12:25 AM
I think i'd find another job! If you're not a doctor it's a gay act just sayin! :uhsure:

I'll remember that the next time my little grandson wants me to wipe his butt.  I'll tell him I can't.  It's gay.
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2009, 11:20:25 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 11:15:29 AM
I'll remember that the next time my little grandson wants me to wipe his butt.  I'll tell him I can't.  It's gay.
We're not talking about children :whatever: We're talking about islamic fanatics running around a country purposely touching the anuses of other grown men because they have a problem with said grown men inserting things into their anuses to begin with! If you have that much of a problem with the butthole of another man,don't you think it's kind of a strange thing to go out of your way to touch it?
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2009, 11:32:45 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 22, 2009, 11:20:25 AM
We're not talking about children :whatever: We're talking about islamic fanatics running around a country purposely touching the anuses of other grown men because they have a problem with said grown men inserting things into their anuses to begin with! If you have that much of a problem with the butthole of another man,don't you think it's kind of a strange thing to go out of your way to touch it?

How do you know they don't use tongs and a glue squirter? 
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2009, 11:34:19 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 11:32:45 AM
How do you know they don't use tongs and a glue squirter? 
Do you teach a class on this or something? :-)
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2009, 11:35:37 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 22, 2009, 11:34:19 AM
Do you teach a class on this or something? :-)

I have a website.
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2009, 11:40:35 AM »
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How do you know they don't use tongs and a glue squirter?
I'm hoping thats not code for something :o :-)
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #31 on: April 22, 2009, 11:44:54 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 22, 2009, 11:40:35 AM
I'm hoping thats not code for something :o :-)

Wow.  MY mind doesn't even go in that direction.  :o
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
« Reply #32 on: April 22, 2009, 11:52:12 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 11:44:54 AM
Wow.  MY mind doesn't even go in that direction.  :o

Just look at TTTL's avatar and you can tell where his mind is.  :lmao:
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2009, 11:53:10 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 22, 2009, 11:52:12 AM
Just look at TTTL's avatar and you can tell where his mind is.  :lmao:

It is a cry for help isn't it?
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
« Reply #34 on: April 22, 2009, 12:10:48 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 22, 2009, 11:52:12 AM
Just look at TTTL's avatar and you can tell where his mind is.  :lmao:
Glen Quagmire is the man! :bird: :-)
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2009, 12:11:49 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 11:53:10 AM
It is a cry for help isn't it?
I'm not the one defending anal gluing! :-)
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
« Reply #36 on: April 22, 2009, 12:17:35 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 22, 2009, 12:11:49 PM
I'm not the one defending anal gluing! :-)

I don't think anyone is defending the act.  Someone here did make it sexual.  I won't say who, just follow my eyes (Undies looks at Toasted).
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2009, 12:22:27 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 12:17:35 PM
I don't think anyone is defending the act.  Someone here did make it sexual.  I won't say who, just follow my eyes (Undies looks at Toasted).
Can't help it! Repressed homosexuality fascinates me! :-)
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2009, 12:28:00 PM »
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2009, 12:30:05 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 22, 2009, 12:22:27 PM
Can't help it! Repressed homosexuality fascinates me! :-)

Is that what your group calls "bi-curious"?
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause d
« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2009, 01:29:35 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 12:30:05 PM
Is that what your group calls "bi-curious"?
My group? :lmao:
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2009, 04:19:14 PM »
I'm thinkin' they stand a few feet way with the subject bent over grabbing his ankles and shooting in there with a squirt gun. After which they demand said subject to clench his butt cheeks.  :lmao: :lmao: :hammer:
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2009, 04:53:30 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on April 22, 2009, 04:19:14 PM
I'm thinkin' they stand a few feet way with the subject bent over grabbing his ankles and shooting in there with a squirt gun. After which they demand said subject to clench his butt cheeks.  :lmao: :lmao: :hammer:

I was thinking of something like a caulking gun with a LONG extension on it, you know, to get to those "hard to reach" places....  ::)
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2009, 04:56:10 PM »
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2009, 04:56:20 PM »
Y'all are spending waaaaay too much time thinking about this.  
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #45 on: April 22, 2009, 05:00:02 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on April 22, 2009, 04:56:20 PM
Y'all are spending waaaaay too much time thinking about this.  

Oh, c'mon.  Who among us did not play Brothers of the Hole back in Jr. High?
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #46 on: April 22, 2009, 05:13:04 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 05:00:02 PM
Oh, c'mon.  Who among us did not play Brothers of the Hole back in Jr. High?

Ummm, no.

However, my brothers and I did run a naked GI Joe down over a dirt embankment with a lit firecracker under his a$$....
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #47 on: April 22, 2009, 05:15:19 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on April 22, 2009, 05:13:04 PM
Ummm, no.

However, my brothers and I did run a naked GI Joe down over a dirt embankment with a lit firecracker under his a$$....

That's repressed homosexuality if I ever heard it.   :o
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #48 on: April 22, 2009, 06:45:05 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on April 22, 2009, 05:13:04 PM
Ummm, no.

However, my brothers and I did run a naked GI Joe down over a dirt embankment with a lit firecracker under his a$$....

That gives new meaning to the term "gang banging," eh?
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Re: DU: Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death
« Reply #49 on: April 23, 2009, 10:50:24 AM »
I think it must be a sign that I am disturbed that I find this funny, and sick at the same time. The visuals with the caulk gun have me picturing Bill Mays hocking it in a tv ad. "It can withstand 50 lbs of bowel pressure in all gay Iraqis!" I wonder what you would get as a bonus gift for being among the first 100 to order?? :o :o
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