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Offline Chris_

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Teen soils self after deputy surprises him
« on: April 21, 2009, 11:07:41 AM »
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Teen soils self after deputy surprises him

CENTERVILLE — A teenager suspected of car burglary was so surprised when he opened a car door to find a police officer sitting inside that he messed his pants, police said.

It happened about 1 a.m. Saturday as Salt Lake County sheriff's deputy Chad Taylor was returning to his Centerville home from working a shift.

"I was in my personal vehicle, but I was in uniform," Taylor told the Deseret News Monday. "I'd pulled in my driveway and was on the phone with another deputy when I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw this guy trying to get into my wife's car."

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The boy dashed into a friend's house, where a party was going on, police said. Officers were let into the house where they found him — and discovered that he had soiled himself, Child said.

"You could smell him," Taylor said. "He told us, 'Yeah, I crapped my pants.' "

Guess he wasn't scares sh*tless.   :-)

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Re: Teen soils self after deputy surprises him
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2009, 11:11:28 AM »
Maybe the kid is part skunk.

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Re: Teen soils self after deputy surprises him
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2009, 11:16:16 AM »
Sounds like he should have been wearing these:

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Re: Teen soils self after deputy surprises him
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2009, 01:25:39 PM »
...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...

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Re: Teen soils self after deputy surprises him
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2009, 01:31:00 PM »
Breaking into a cop's car--add 5 street cred points.

Shitting your pants when cop catches you--deduct 1000 street cred points.
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