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Offline thundley4

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Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
« on: April 16, 2009, 09:26:52 AM »
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A convicted sex offender from Brooklyn took a bite out of crime and a bite out of himself too, police said.

Damiene Iriarte was found naked and bleeding behind a building in the Fort Greene section of Brooklyn after having bitten the tip off his own penis, police told a local newspaper.

It goes without saying that he was subsequently hospitalized.

"How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind," a police official told The Daily News.

You think?
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Um, um, OW !!!
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Offline Lord Undies

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Re: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2009, 09:44:36 AM »
Bite it?  I can't even see it without a mirror.
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Re: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2009, 10:26:50 AM »
If it's THAT long WTF, can't find someone to do it for him????     :mental:
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Re: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2009, 04:35:37 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 16, 2009, 09:44:36 AM
Bite it?  I can't even see it without a mirror.

 :rotf: :lmao:

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Re: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2009, 05:29:31 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on April 16, 2009, 04:35:37 PM
:rotf: :lmao:

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that is funny and for many too true
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Re: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2009, 06:09:48 PM »
Fat man at the urinal tells skinny guy next to him, "Damn. I'm so fat I haven't seen my dick in years."  Skinny guy says, "Why don't you diet."  Fat guy turns to skinny guy, exposing himself and says, "Dye it? Hell, what color is it now?"
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Re: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2009, 09:53:19 PM »
Here's a Tip.... Don't Bite Your Own Junk... :evillaugh:.

Reminds me of the rabbi who didn't charge for circumcisions, yeah he only took tips.
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Re: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2009, 12:14:53 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 16, 2009, 09:53:19 PM
Here's a Tip.... Don't Bite Your Own Junk... :evillaugh:.

Reminds me of the rabbi who didn't charge for circumcisions, yeah he only took tips.

*groan*  :thatsright:
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Re: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2009, 06:49:29 AM »
Quote from: jendf on April 17, 2009, 12:14:53 AM
*groan*  :thatsright:

I'll be here till Thursday!  :evillaugh:
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Re: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2009, 11:38:07 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 17, 2009, 06:49:29 AM
I'll be here till Thursday!  :evillaugh:

Promise?
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