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Please...Kill Me Now
« on: April 13, 2009, 08:49:31 PM »
Dept of Defense videos about computer security.

It just keeps going.

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Re: Please...Kill Me Now
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 08:50:14 PM »
Are we having fun?? :-)
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Re: Please...Kill Me Now
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 09:03:44 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 13, 2009, 08:50:14 PM
Are we having fun?? :-)
Did you know spilled fluids, such as everyday beverages, can damage or ruin critical information systems?
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Re: Please...Kill Me Now
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 09:06:51 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on April 13, 2009, 09:03:44 PM
Did you know spilled fluids, such as everyday beverages, can damage or ruin critical information systems?
No!  You don't say! :rofl:
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Re: Please...Kill Me Now
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 09:24:37 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on April 13, 2009, 09:03:44 PM
Did you know spilled fluids, such as everyday beverages, can damage or ruin critical information systems?

Does that mean that I shouldn't use that handy cup holder that slides out of my computer tower?
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Re: Please...Kill Me Now
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2009, 09:37:18 PM »
Not many folks know what REALLY makes computers work...smoke.  Don't believe me?  Heh, pour a cup of coffee over your CPU and "let the smoke out".  Bet it doesn't work after that thereby proving that as long as the smoke is kept inside where it can run the computer all is well.   :thatsright:
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Re: Please...Kill Me Now
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2009, 10:18:18 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on April 13, 2009, 09:37:18 PM
Not many folks know what REALLY makes computers work...smoke.  Don't believe me?  Heh, pour a cup of coffee over your CPU and "let the smoke out".  Bet it doesn't work after that thereby proving that as long as the smoke is kept inside where it can run the computer all is well.   :thatsright:


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Re: Please...Kill Me Now
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2009, 10:28:13 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on April 13, 2009, 09:37:18 PM
Not many folks know what REALLY makes computers work...smoke.  Don't believe me?  Heh, pour a cup of coffee over your CPU and "let the smoke out".  Bet it doesn't work after that thereby proving that as long as the smoke is kept inside where it can run the computer all is well.   :thatsright:

Ah, yes.  The Lucas Theory of Electronics. :-)
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Re: Please...Kill Me Now
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2009, 10:33:27 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on April 13, 2009, 09:03:44 PM
Did you know spilled fluids, such as everyday beverages, can damage or ruin critical information systems?

stop wacking off to internet porn.





or use a sock.





your choice.




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Re: Please...Kill Me Now
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2009, 05:49:33 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on April 13, 2009, 10:33:27 PM
stop wacking off to internet porn.





or use a sock.





your choice.




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Re: Please...Kill Me Now
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2009, 07:15:36 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on April 13, 2009, 10:33:27 PM
stop wacking off to internet porn.

or use a sock.

your choice.

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THAT is an EVERYDAY Beverage for you?
hmm...
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Re: Please...Kill Me Now
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2009, 10:35:54 AM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on April 13, 2009, 09:03:44 PM
Did you know spilled fluids, such as everyday beverages, can damage or ruin critical information systems?

THe Pepsi Syndrome?
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