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Offline Chris_

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Fla. Baseball Team Kills Snake To Stop Losing
« on: April 13, 2009, 12:15:00 PM »
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Fla. Baseball Team Kills Snake To Stop Losing

PALM HARBOR, Fla., Apr. 9, 2009

(AP)  A Tampa Bay area high school baseball coach has been temporarily relieved of his duties while authorities investigate the killing and burial of a snake on his team's field. A Palm Harbor University High School second baseman said the coach told the team last week that they were "snake-bitten" and needed to stop their losing streak.

So, the student said, the team bought and killed a snake, then buried it on the field during the school's spring break. The coach wasn't present.

A Pinellas County schools spokeswoman said the coach was temporarily sidelined while authorities investigate. A sheriff's office spokeswoman says nothing has been found on the field.

Um yeah.  The coach wasn't there, but he's suspended.   :whatever:  Yup, in FloriDUH.

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Re: Fla. Baseball Team Kills Snake To Stop Losing
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 02:56:00 PM »
Nothing found on the field but the coach who wasn't there and didn't tell them to kill a snake is guilty.  Yep, makes perfect sense to me.  :mental:
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Re: Fla. Baseball Team Kills Snake To Stop Losing
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 03:15:52 PM »
Did it work?
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Re: Fla. Baseball Team Kills Snake To Stop Losing
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 04:56:35 PM »
They had to buy a snake?  In Florida?  Christ, no wonder they're losing.
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Re: Fla. Baseball Team Kills Snake To Stop Losing
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 04:57:12 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 13, 2009, 04:56:35 PM
They had to buy a snake?  In Florida?  Christ, no wonder they're losing.
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