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Offline thundley4

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Russian man survives five storey fall - twice
« on: April 12, 2009, 02:16:41 PM »
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A Russian man survived after downing three bottles of vodka and leaping from a fifth floor balcony - twice.
Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't take his wife's nagging about the first time.

Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken hubsand opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out.

Astonishingly Mr Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall.
But while his wife called for an ambulance and began to scold him, he jumped again.

Amazed medics treated Mr Roskov for minor cuts and bruises before releasing him.
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Offline MrsSmith

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Re: Russian man survives five storey fall - twice
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2009, 04:26:40 PM »
Poor woman...imagine being married to a guy who can't even die right.    :whatever:
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Re: Russian man survives five storey fall - twice
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2009, 05:03:03 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on April 12, 2009, 04:26:40 PM
Poor woman...imagine being married to a guy who can't even die right.    :whatever:

:lmao: Horrible!

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Re: Russian man survives five storey fall - twice
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2009, 05:08:13 PM »
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"I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again."
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Re: Russian man survives five storey fall - twice
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 06:53:06 AM »
"I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again."

Hell, we got a president that confuses his doors and windows......good thing the Whitehouse isn't 5 storeys high.
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Re: Russian man survives five storey fall - twice
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2009, 05:55:56 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 13, 2009, 06:53:06 AM
"I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again."

Hell, we got a president that confuses his doors and windows......good thing the Whitehouse isn't 5 storeys high.

I was thinking more on the lines of "What a shame....."
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Re: Russian man survives five storey fall - twice
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2009, 08:02:00 AM »
Quote from: 9outof10 on April 14, 2009, 05:55:56 AM
I was thinking more on the lines of "What a shame....."

Yep, you're right. I'm sorry but I have these lapses sometimes.
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Re: Russian man survives five storey fall - twice
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2009, 09:28:34 AM »
Just more evidence that God protects drunks and fools.   :loser:

That would be a double-whammy, and we ain't talking about landing on the pavement.
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Re: Russian man survives five storey fall - twice
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2009, 09:32:24 AM »
I just keep thinking corny stuff like "let woman be silent". lol.

It's a joke.
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