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Uh Oh: DU goes into military contingency planning mode
« on: April 12, 2009, 11:10:19 AM »
Evil-doers sure to tremble...

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Cruzan (690 posts)        Sun Apr-12-09 11:57 AM
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What if they were to secretly swim in and attach a rope to the lifeboat from one of the ships?
 And maybe just slowly haul them in a little closer. With that kind of control it might reduce it entirely to a waiting game.

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DavidDvorkin  (1000+ posts)        Sun Apr-12-09 12:01 PM
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1. That would work in a movie
 Real life tends to be messier. For one thing, the rope would have to be attached underwater and not show above water during the pulling. That might not be possible.

That...and the sense of movement and the wake and maybe, "Hey, Achmed, is that warship getting closer? Quick! Kill the American!"

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MADem  (1000+ posts)      Sun Apr-12-09 12:04 PM
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2. Who knows what the Seals are doing? 
 They might just attach a listening device.

Anything's possible.

I'd be surprised if they aren't involved. 
Attach? How 'bout simply "point". We've got all kinds of wicked cool shit...developed from all that defense spending you people keep bitching about.

So the DUMmies are channing their inner Walker, Texas Ranger. This should be fun to watch.
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Re: Uh Oh: DU goes into military contingency planning mode
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2009, 11:17:50 AM »
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19.  Why don't the navy borrow Willy Wonka's WonkaVision?  It could transport somebody across the water undeteched by those pirates.  Then the captain could be grabbed and brought back the same way and noone gets killed.

They would scarifice Noone?  Damn them!

Just kidding.  I love to think like a Little Goon every now and then.  The numbness tickles.
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Re: Uh Oh: DU goes into military contingency planning mode
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2009, 11:18:30 AM »
I'm waiting for the call to hire ninjas. Ninjas always kick pirate ass.  :lmao:
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Re: Uh Oh: DU goes into military contingency planning mode
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2009, 11:22:12 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 12, 2009, 11:18:30 AM
I'm waiting for the call to hire ninjas. Ninjas always kick pirate ass.  :lmao:
They never disappoint:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5439546
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Re: Uh Oh: DU goes into military contingency planning mode
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2009, 11:23:23 AM »
The DUmp planning a military operation....   :hammer:

That's almost as frightening as Zero planning the same thing....   :shortbus:

These must be the same "brains" that planned Carter's "cluster foxtrot" in the desert to rescue the hostages in Iran....  :rotf:
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Re: Uh Oh: DU goes into military contingency planning mode
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2009, 12:18:23 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 12, 2009, 11:18:30 AM
I'm waiting for the call to hire ninjas. Ninjas always kick pirate ass.  :lmao:

Sadly it's true....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46ODjgd22vY[/youtube]

Note: No pirates were harmed in the making of this video.  :-)
« Last Edit: April 12, 2009, 12:21:17 PM by Zathras »
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Re: Uh Oh: DU goes into military contingency planning mode
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2009, 12:22:00 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on April 12, 2009, 11:23:23 AM
The DUmp planning a military operation....

That's almost as frightening as Zero planning the same thing....



it is the same thing.
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Re: Uh Oh: DU goes into military contingency planning mode
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2009, 12:24:39 PM »
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Re: Uh Oh: DU goes into military contingency planning mode
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2009, 12:37:57 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 12, 2009, 11:18:30 AM
I'm waiting for the call to hire ninjas. Ninjas always kick pirate ass.  :lmao:

If I remember correctly WeeWillie has some ninja lawyers. Maybe he can lend them to 0. I'm sure they'll have it all worked out in 24 business hours.
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Re: Uh Oh: DU goes into military contingency planning mode
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2009, 03:21:09 AM »
I like how they keep mentioning the last time we were in Somalia, and how it was a Charlie Foxtrot, but yet, none of them give credit to the person who caused it to be a CF. Or has Billy Jeff been absolved of his role by the DUmmies?
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Re: Uh Oh: DU goes into military contingency planning mode
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2009, 06:31:46 AM »
Quote from: happy1ga on April 13, 2009, 03:21:09 AM
I like how they keep mentioning the last time we were in Somalia, and how it was a Charlie Foxtrot, but yet, none of them give credit to the person who caused it to be a CF. Or has Billy Jeff been absolved of his role by the DUmmies?

Yeah, where was the DUmp/MSM screaming hissy fit for armour then?

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Re: Uh Oh: DU goes into military contingency planning mode
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2009, 06:49:08 AM »
They remind me of the young Prince's ghey buddy in Braveheart when they do this.

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