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Offline Mr Mannn

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POUND! BANG! POUND! on my window just now.
« on: April 11, 2009, 03:51:14 PM »
I jumped out of my seat.
I ran to my window, and outside were ducks...3 of them trying to mate!  :thatsright:
Two were male ducks, the kind with green heads, and they were fighting and trying to mate with the lone gal at the same time.
The gal wasn't trying to fight them off, she was just there for the party, but two too many guys showed up.
In the end, she flew away, more annoyed at these low lives ruining her day out. She was followed by the guys, trying to fly and fight at the same time.

It doesn't take a lot of brains to realize, fight off the rival and THEN mate. But these nerd ducks were seriously multitasking.
Is the species born with taped glasses and pocket protectors?

Its comforting in a way to know that we humans aren't the only losers out there.
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Re: POUND! BANG! POUND! on my window just now.
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2009, 03:54:54 PM »
But if they had pulled it off they'd be duck heroes.
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Offline Chris

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Re: POUND! BANG! POUND! on my window just now.
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2009, 05:43:06 PM »
you have retarded ducks.  :-)
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Offline Gratiot

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Re: POUND! BANG! POUND! on my window just now.
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2009, 05:46:16 PM »
That's almost like an episode of Duck Tails
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Re: POUND! BANG! POUND! on my window just now.
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2009, 06:04:43 PM »
Sounds like a typical Saturday night at any bar/club in America.  At least you didn't have to wait outside or pay a cover charge.
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Re: POUND! BANG! POUND! on my window just now.
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2009, 03:57:49 AM »
Quote from: RightCoast on April 11, 2009, 03:54:54 PM
But if they had pulled it off they'd be duck heroes.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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