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Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« on: April 10, 2009, 04:36:42 PM »
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luvspeas (338 posts)      Fri Apr-10-09 05:31 PM
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Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San Antonio?
 I was thinking:

An XXXL t-shirt with a teddy bear wearing a straw hat waving an American flag on it.
Some nice Sag Harbor elastic waist slacks in navy.
Red Keds.
A brimmed hat with teabags hanging off of it,
and of course a yellow ribbon pin and an American flag.

I should blend right in
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What a POS.

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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2009, 04:46:24 PM »
I dunno; it's hard to disguise that one's a primitive.

I'm no expert on plastic surgery and fat removal, but as the tea parties are set for next Wednesday, I really doubt a primitive can have a whole-body overhaul done in time.
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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2009, 04:48:11 PM »
Quote from: CC27 on April 10, 2009, 04:36:42 PM
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The DUmmies from the Island won't be doing any infiltrating, that would require them to leave their basements. Besides the yellow/oranges on their hands and clothes from Cheetos would give them away.
That is if their unwashed stench didn't first.
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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2009, 05:06:48 PM »
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3. if you REALLY want to blend in, I might suggest
 one of those tshirts with obama as a monkey.

or else a tshirt with a portapotty on it.


Where can I get one of those shirts?

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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2009, 05:15:04 PM »
I wouldn't worry about DUmmies showing at the Tea Parties.

They get distracted pretty easily.
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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2009, 05:36:27 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 10, 2009, 04:48:11 PM
The DUmmies from the Island won't be doing any infiltrating, that would require them to leave their basements. Besides the yellow/oranges on their hands and clothes from Cheetos would give them away.
That is if their unwashed stench didn't first.
I was going to say that a good wash would be the primary element of disguise.  :-)
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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2009, 06:33:26 PM »
Most lefty types are easy to spot.  They all have that same crazed look in their eyes.  I'm serious.  They look like something evil has borrowed their eyes to use as windows.
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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2009, 06:33:52 PM »
I'm looking forward to seeing if they actually do show up and start trouble like the news has been saying. The SAPD probably needs some stick time with their PR-24's
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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2009, 06:56:14 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 10, 2009, 06:33:26 PM
Most lefty types are easy to spot.  They all have that same crazed look in their eyes.  I'm serious.  They look like something evil has borrowed their eyes to use as windows.

That, and their greasy pony-tails....
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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2009, 06:58:43 PM »
Quote from: Servonaut on April 10, 2009, 05:15:04 PM
I wouldn't worry about DUmmies showing at the Tea Parties.

They get distracted pretty easily.

I agree.  We'll get some bounceys about how they confronted freepers and brought them to their knees, but that's all it will be, bounceys.

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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2009, 07:13:08 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 10, 2009, 06:33:26 PM
Most lefty types are easy to spot.  They all have that same crazed look in their eyes.  I'm serious.  They look like something evil has borrowed their eyes to use as windows.
You mean like this?  :-)

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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2009, 07:15:09 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on April 10, 2009, 06:58:43 PM
I agree.  We'll get some bounceys about how they confronted freepers and brought them to their knees, but that's all it will be, bounceys.

I never thought of that.

Thank you, sir.

I'll be looking for bouncies on Skins's island beginning on Wednesday late afternoon, after we're done with our tea party out here in the Sandhills of Nebraska.
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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2009, 07:16:01 PM »
Quote from: tuolumnejim on April 10, 2009, 07:13:08 PM
You mean like this?  :-)



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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2009, 02:57:41 AM »
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Most lefty types are easy to spot.  They all have that same crazed look in their eyes.  I'm serious.  They look like something evil has borrowed their eyes to use as windows.

Eloquently stated, and scary as hell. I commented the other day that the ones I had seen all look like there is a vacancy thing going on in their brain, but "windows as evil" may be the best description I have ever heard. And a really cool name for a band. :-)
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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2009, 07:01:27 AM »
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luvspeas (338 posts)      Fri Apr-10-09 05:31 PM
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Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San Antonio?
 I was thinking:

An XXXL t-shirt with a teddy bear wearing a straw hat waving an American flag on it.
Some nice Sag Harbor elastic waist slacks in navy.
Red Keds.
A brimmed hat with teabags hanging off of it,
and of course a yellow ribbon pin and an American flag.

I should blend right in

This is very telling. To infiltrate our side they need an American flag. To infiltrate their side we need to go a week without taking a bath and combing our hair while wearing Che t-shirt. What does this say about the respective sides?
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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2009, 04:38:26 PM »
Ya gotta love how their minds work.  Infiltrate.  How in the HELL to do you infiltrate something that is open to the public?!  They make it sound like they are James Bond!  LOL

Hey DUmb asses..... I don't think you have thought this through.  You may just get an education if you come to the tea parties.

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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2009, 06:38:06 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on April 11, 2009, 04:38:26 PM
Ya gotta love how their minds work.  Infiltrate.  How in the HELL to do you infiltrate something that is open to the public?!  They make it sound like they are James Bond!  LOL

Hey DUmb asses..... I don't think you have thought this through.  You may just get an education if you come to the tea parties.

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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2009, 08:38:30 PM »
My husband has been working on his signs for our local tea party.  Since there is a rumor that ACORN and lefties will be attending and attempting to cause trouble, he has signs that say:

1.  ACORN LOSER.....
2.  COMMUNITY ORGANIZER.....
3.  OBAMALAMADINGDONG...

They have arrows pointing one way or another which he will use as needed for any idiots.

I will have to tell him to make one that says:

4.  DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND DUMMIE

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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2009, 09:45:20 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on April 11, 2009, 08:38:30 PM
My husband has been working on his signs for our local tea party.  Since there is a rumor that ACORN and lefties will be attending and attempting to cause trouble, he has signs that say:

1.  ACORN LOSER.....
2.  COMMUNITY ORGANIZER.....
3.  OBAMALAMADINGDONG...

They have arrows pointing one way or another which he will use as needed for any idiots.

I will have to tell him to make one that says:

4.  DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND DUMMIE

It's going to be a lot of fun, isn't it?

This is one of those rare times I wished I lived in a more-populated area, and an area with primitives.

But as it is, we'll probably just have a near-100% turnout of the local citizenry, which is not a large number.  No excitement, pretty humdrum, but one has to do what one has to do.
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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2009, 11:04:56 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 11, 2009, 09:45:20 PM
It's going to be a lot of fun, isn't it?

This is one of those rare times I wished I lived in a more-populated area, and an area with primitives.

But as it is, we'll probably just have a near-100% turnout of the local citizenry, which is not a large number.  No excitement, pretty humdrum, but one has to do what one has to do.


I'm actually quite looking forward to it.  I'm in Austin and Gov. Perry is speaking at ours.  However, Glenn Beck is going to be at the Alamo in San Antonio just down Interstate 35 so we may be losing some partiers to there. 

What is unique about these tea parties - and something the MSM is missing - is that most of these tea parties are not being planned by "professional" demonstrators - they are being planned by people who are just so angry about what is going on. 

There is one concept liberals talk about that just blows my mind - paying more taxes.  They seem to be fine with paying more taxes; that is, if they work and earn money.  My goal my entire working life has been to pay as little in taxes as possible.  It has nothing to do with being selfish - it has to do with self-preservation. 
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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2009, 11:47:17 PM »
Quote from: tuolumnejim on April 10, 2009, 07:13:08 PM
You mean like this?  :-)



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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2009, 05:39:04 AM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on April 11, 2009, 11:04:56 PM
There is one concept liberals talk about that just blows my mind - paying more taxes.  They seem to be fine with paying more taxes; that is, if they work and earn money.

Actually, they don't want to pay more in taxes.  They want someone else, preferably an "evil RethugliKKKan," to pay the additional amount in taxes.
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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2009, 07:09:42 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 12, 2009, 05:39:04 AM
Actually, they don't want to pay more in taxes.  They want someone else, preferably an "evil RethugliKKKan," to pay the additional amount in taxes.



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« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2009, 01:04:53 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 12, 2009, 05:39:04 AM
Actually, they don't want to pay more in taxes.  They want someone else, preferably an "evil RethugliKKKan," to pay the additional amount in taxes.

Absolutely.  If they wanted to pay more there is nothing stopping them.  The IRS has even, conveniently, put a box on the form to allow you to send in extra for them.

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Re: Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2009, 09:22:54 PM »
I will be at the one in Virginia Beach in a nice skirt suit. Going to take a long lunch break that day then back to work. I would love to see the DUmmies imitate that one.
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