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Offline bijou

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Kama Sutra turmoil.
« on: April 10, 2009, 01:26:15 PM »
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A KINKY couple were rushed to hospital after getting trapped in a position from the Kama Sutra sex manual.
Horrified Ivan Sokolov, 56, found he was stuck fast when his wife Valentina 51, had a muscle spasm as they romped in a position known as the "deck chair".

After failing for an hour to free themselves the red-faced couple dialled paramedics in Kalhuga, central Russia, for help.

Docs could barely stop s******ing as the couple arrived at hospital still locked together in the position, rated only "moderately difficult" in the ancient India lovers’ guide.

“The man was so desperate to escape he eventually pulled himself free but his poor wife needed treatment for her spasm,” said one medic.

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Re: Kama Sutra turmoil.
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2009, 02:35:54 PM »
I gotta look that position up.......... :lmao:
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Re: Kama Sutra turmoil.
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2009, 02:41:58 PM »
I did, but from what I saw, I don't see how someone could get stuck.  I also found this while looking for it.
Wiki entry for Furry Kama Sutra:rotf:

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Re: Kama Sutra turmoil.
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2009, 03:12:03 PM »
I did, but from what I saw, I don't see how someone could get stuck.  I also found this while looking for it.
Wiki entry for Furry Kama Sutra:rotf:

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Re: Kama Sutra turmoil.
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2009, 03:19:32 PM »
You couldn't pay me enough to click that link.

That link is safe, it's wikipedia, but I can't vouch for any links on there.

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Re: Kama Sutra turmoil.
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2009, 03:20:42 PM »
You couldn't pay me enough to click that link.
Same here, in fact I am sorry I have read the phrase furry karma sutra. :spork:



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Re: Kama Sutra turmoil.
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2009, 03:36:35 PM »
Send that link over to subway cat at DU. 

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Re: Kama Sutra turmoil.
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2009, 03:39:50 PM »
Since it was wiki....I clicked on it....but didn't go any further... :o
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Re: Kama Sutra turmoil.
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2009, 03:53:41 PM »
Oh, allow me to fuque up your mind---

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Furry Kama Sutra is a video project by photographer Michael Cogliantry. The project consists of three short video clips, each featuring various fursuited characters interviewed in the style of a slice-of-life documentary. The title alludes to the fact that each episode features a brief sex scene.

Released in Winter, 2006, Furry Kama Sutra was Cogliantry's first video project. It was shot in and around Las Vegas (including 10 hotels) over 4 days, and utilized some twenty fursuits (though most did not appear in the final clips).

Furry Kama Sutra received an Honorable Mention in the IPA 2006 Photographer of the Year Competition[1], and was released as a collectible fur-covered book[2]/dvd set.

In 2008, from May 2 to June 1, there is a Furry Kama Sutra art show at Nemo Design in Portland, Oregon, USA.[3] A furry attend the launch party and estimated there were 100 attendees.[4]


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Episode List
Episode 1: A Warm Place. A married couple - a male bear and a female rabbit - argue about their unemployed and underachieving son (a dog). They also consider what to put on their holiday card, and the invitation to their housewarming party.
Episode 2: Lucky In Las Vegas. A French-accented frog talks poetically about her travels across the world, and how she finally arrived in Las Vegas.
Episode 3: A Big Beak Every Week. Louis, an awkward, geeky penguin, has a slight problem. He's thirty-four, and still single. And a virgin. Giving it one last shot, he travels cross-country to Las Vegas to meet up with a seal girl he contacted through a singles' ad. Little does he know what she has in store for him...


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