Author Topic: Obama drops soda machine change while meeting Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques  (Read 2897 times)

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White house spokesperson reports it was three quarters.
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Where'd he get that cheap looking shiny suit?  Off a dime store dummy?

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Notice what's in the center of the frame?  The one part of Da Fuhrer's anatomy the media have the greatest familiarity with.  His ass.

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OBAMA: Nice shoes! Are those patent leather.

KING: No, German leather, circa 1943. Buchenwald tannery.

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