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Duo Accused Of Trying To Steal Restaurant Grease
« on: April 09, 2009, 11:59:10 AM »
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Duo Accused Of Trying To Steal Restaurant Grease

WESTLAND, Mich., Apr. 8, 2009

(AP)  Two Detroit-area men face larceny and trespassing charges after authorities say they tried to steal used restaurant grease. Westland police Sgt. Steve Borisch said 52-year-old Christopher Kind and 44-year-old Richard Tallent were arrested early Tuesday at a restaurant in the city 10 miles west of Detroit.

Borisch said an employee of a business that collects and recycles grease under contract with area restaurants had blocked the two with his truck. He told police 1,000 pounds of grease worth about $160 had been drained from a nearby eatery's grease tank.

The Detroit News and Detroit Free Press said Kind and Tallent are free on bond.

Borisch didn't immediately return a message asking if the suspects had attorneys.

The perps thought they were pretty slick.   :-)

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Re: Duo Accused Of Trying To Steal Restaurant Grease
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2009, 12:02:40 PM »
The perps thought they were pretty slick.   :-)

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Re: Duo Accused Of Trying To Steal Restaurant Grease
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2009, 12:04:38 PM »
I hate it when people dishonestly try to live off the fat of the land.



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Re: Duo Accused Of Trying To Steal Restaurant Grease
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2009, 12:12:49 PM »
I hate it when people dishonestly try to live off the fat of the land.
I'm sure a local judge will fry 'em.   :-)
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Re: Duo Accused Of Trying To Steal Restaurant Grease
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2009, 12:32:48 PM »
I'm sure a local judge will fry 'em.   :-)
Oil be surprised if that happens.



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Re: Duo Accused Of Trying To Steal Restaurant Grease
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2009, 12:46:00 PM »
Oil be surprised if that happens.
Yeah, he might just let it slide this time, but you can't really fault them for trying to bring home the bacon.
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Re: Duo Accused Of Trying To Steal Restaurant Grease
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2009, 12:56:44 PM »
Yeah, he might just let it slide this time, but you can't really fault them for trying to bring home the bacon.
I guess they just egged each other on and it went a bit too far.



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Re: Duo Accused Of Trying To Steal Restaurant Grease
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2009, 05:14:59 PM »
I'm guessing they saw that Mythbusters episode where they filter used cooking oil to the point where it can be used in diesel engines.

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Re: Duo Accused Of Trying To Steal Restaurant Grease
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2009, 05:26:41 PM »
No fair.  It was a trap.

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Re: Duo Accused Of Trying To Steal Restaurant Grease
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2009, 06:42:38 PM »
I'm guessing they saw that Mythbusters episode where they filter used cooking oil to the point where it can be used in diesel engines.

There was also an episode of Dirty Jobs that had used cooking oil being refined into bio-diesel.
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Re: Duo Accused Of Trying To Steal Restaurant Grease
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2009, 06:45:55 PM »
No fair.  It was a trap.
Maybe they were just having a really bad hair day. 
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