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Offline franksolich

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primitives discuss best ballpark cuisine
« on: April 08, 2009, 10:01:14 PM »
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Oh my.

The diet cola primitive who, intending to bake a chicken, roasted an empty cardboard pizza box instead:

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Tab  (1000+ posts)        Wed Apr-08-09 07:46 PM
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Top 10 Lavish Ballpark Foods

cartoon drawing of some stupid-looking sandwich

10) The Schmitter - Citizens Bank Park Philadelphia, PA

photograph of an eastern European delicacy, which are never never never never never never never never ever served with onions; stupid primitive, making a foul allegation like that

09) Pierogies - Progressive Field, Cleveland, OH

The cheese and potato-filled dumplings are served with sour cream and sautéed onions on the side. Try them plain or add Cleveland’s own Bertman’s Ballpark Mustard. The brown mustard is a must for most Cleveland faithful.

photograph of some sort of thick sandwich which reminds one of primitive dentures and molars

08) Primanti Bros. Sandwich - PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA

Yeah, sure, meat is good. Fries are good. And coleslaw is good. And naturally, they all need to be eaten in a single meal, but who has time to mess around with a fork? (and it's seven inches tall)

photograph of cupcakes shaped like shoes

07) Cannoli - Citi Field, New York, NY

These little pastries from Leo's Latticini, a famous sandwich shop in Carona, NY, don the Mets blue and orange colors.

photograph of greasy french fries with parsley

06) Gilroy Garlic Fries - AT&T Park, San Francisco, CA

Crispy fries paired with a heavy dose of fresh minced garlic and parsley.

photograph of some sort of elongated sandwich and a glass of beer

05) Ybor City Cuban - Tropicana Field, St. Petersburg, FL

The Cuban sandwich: smoked ham, pork, salami, Swiss cheese, dill pickle and mustard, all on warm Cuban bread.

(unfortunately the Columbia restaurant no longer operates a stand at Tropicana Field)

photograph of greasy french fries and something else

04) Rocky Mountain Oysters - Coors Field, Denver, CO

They are fried bull testicles that you dip in cocktail sauce.

At Coors Field, home of the Rockies, they hardly sell any of these

photograph of hot dogs with vanilla icing on them

03) Sonoran Hot Dog - Petco Park, San Diego, CA

The Sonoran hot dog is wrapped in bacon, stuffed with onions, tomatoes, and pinto beans, and served on a potato bun, then topped with mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise, and of course – jalapeno sauce.

photograph of dead fish with lemons in the background

02) Ivar's Salmon Sandwich - Safeco Field, Seattle, WA

A 1/2-pound piece of pink salmon on a baked organic roll.

photograph of something that looks Chinese, not potatoan

01) BBQ Stuffed Baked Potato - Minute Maid Park, Houston, TX

A ginormous baked potato buried in cheese, loaded down with sweet pulled pork meat, doused in barbecue sauce, smothered in onions, and topped with jalapeno peppers.

The sparkling husband primitive, who's afflicted with a moderate weight problem:

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Wed Apr-08-09 08:38 PM
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1. That Primanti Bros sandwich in Pittsburgh ought to be declared a health hazard.

That needs to come with a side of nitro tabs ... and maybe Plavix and Zocor, too.

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Tab  (1000+ posts)        Wed Apr-08-09 10:02 PM
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4. I agree, that's the worst of the bunch with the Sonoran hot dog a close second.

The Rita Hayworth primitive, who's pretty old:

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Tangerine LaBamba  (1000+ posts)      Wed Apr-08-09 08:41 PM
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2. Salmon?

Salmon at a ballpark?

Oh, this has gone far too far ........................

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Duer 157099  (1000+ posts)        Wed Apr-08-09 08:53 PM
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3. I can vouch for the Garlic fries from SF

That's the one thing we always have there.

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Tab  (1000+ posts)        Wed Apr-08-09 10:02 PM
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5. Those looked yum.
 
I could eat those.

I dunno.

Here we have the diet cola primitive, suffering a rather grievous illness.

And then we got the sparkling husband primitive, who had a heart attack and has a weight problem.

And then we got the Rita Hayworth primitive, who's older than the hills.

I don't think any of them should be dining on anything--especially not this stuff--that doesn't have "Gerber's" on the label of the jar.
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Re: primitives discuss best ballpark cuisine
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2009, 10:06:19 PM »
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Tab  (1000+ posts)        Wed Apr-08-09 10:02 PM
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4. I agree, that's the worst of the bunch with the Sonoran hot dog a close second.

::) :gay2:

The Sonoran dog sounds like it needs more peppers if anything.
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Re: primitives discuss best ballpark cuisine
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2009, 04:41:51 AM »
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The Sonoran dog sounds like it needs more peppers if anything.

More like pepper spray . . .
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