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Offline Chris_

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Relish This: Semitrailer Spills Hot Dogs On Road
« on: April 08, 2009, 05:50:38 PM »
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Relish This: Semitrailer Spills Hot Dogs On Road

OSHKOSH, Wis., Apr. 8, 2009

(AP)  Here's a story Winnebago County deputies could relish. A semitrailer overturned Monday morning on a highway near Oshkosh, spilling an estimated 20 tons of hot dogs. The spill caused traffic to be restricted to a single lane for about seven hours.

Deputies said the Kraft Foods truck was driven by Ricky Smith of Cottage Grove. He told the sheriff's department he was pulling off to the shoulder to take care of something in his cab when he hit gravel and the truck tipped.

Authorities said Smith suffered minor injuries.

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"Hey mister.  You dropped your weiner."   :-)
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Re: Relish This: Semitrailer Spills Hot Dogs On Road
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2009, 06:21:04 PM »
I'll bet his buns will be fired.
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Re: Relish This: Semitrailer Spills Hot Dogs On Road
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2009, 06:59:39 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 08, 2009, 06:21:04 PM
I'll bet his buns will be fired.

If so, I hope when he gets a new job, he can ketchup on his bills.

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Re: Relish This: Semitrailer Spills Hot Dogs On Road
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2009, 08:55:59 PM »
What bologna. He's the wurst driver I've ever heard of.
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Re: Relish This: Semitrailer Spills Hot Dogs On Road
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2009, 10:51:28 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on April 08, 2009, 08:55:59 PM
What bologna. He's the wurst driver I've ever heard of.

lol!  Well played!
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Re: Relish This: Semitrailer Spills Hot Dogs On Road
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2009, 01:55:29 AM »
free range wienies was announced on the radio and TV and every gay man in Oshkosh showed up, gosh...

.. clean up was moved along quickly after they set up an extreme eating contest booth right on the side of the highway
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Re: Relish This: Semitrailer Spills Hot Dogs On Road
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2009, 06:37:12 AM »
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he hit gravel and the truck tipped
That just don't cut the mustard.
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Re: Relish This: Semitrailer Spills Hot Dogs On Road
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2009, 07:28:44 AM »
I'll bet women cried when they heard there was a load of foot long weiners going to waste.
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Re: Relish This: Semitrailer Spills Hot Dogs On Road
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2009, 07:32:22 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 09, 2009, 07:28:44 AM
I'll bet women cried when they heard there was a load of foot long weiners going to waste.
Oh that was corney.   :-)
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Re: Relish This: Semitrailer Spills Hot Dogs On Road
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2009, 07:34:07 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on April 09, 2009, 07:32:22 AM
Oh that was corney.   :-)

Yes, it was.....but they really cried over the loss of the larger corn dogs.
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Re: Relish This: Semitrailer Spills Hot Dogs On Road
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2009, 02:41:26 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 09, 2009, 07:28:44 AM
I'll bet women cried when they heard there was a load of foot long weiners going to waste.

And no buns to stick em' in...........
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Re: Relish This: Semitrailer Spills Hot Dogs On Road
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2009, 05:08:15 PM »
Not alot of meat in that story...
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