> The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting
> unit, called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
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> These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afganistan and will be
> given only the following facts about the Taliban:
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> 1. The season opened today.
> 2. There is no limit.
> 3. They taste just like chicken..
> 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
> 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
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> The Pentagon expects the problem to be over by Saturday.
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> Applications are available at your local
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> Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.
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