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Offline jinxmchue

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So... I guess my 4 mo. old was never born
« on: April 08, 2009, 04:27:21 PM »
We've been waiting for his Social Security number to come for quite a while.  We ended up having our income tax refund lowered because the feds didn't see his SSN on our forms.  We're going to go to the nearest SS office, which is about 50 miles away, but today we were thrown for a loop.  In trying to acquire a certified copy of his birth certificate, we were told that the county has no record of his birth.  Great.  Just great.  So now we're trying to figure out things with the hospital records dept.  I figure we should have this all worked out in time for his high school graduation.  Frickin' bureaucracy.

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Re: So... I guess my 4 mo. old was never born
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2009, 04:34:13 PM »
Four months old and already up to his tiny ears in black programs.  My, my, how fast they grow up these days...
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Re: So... I guess my 4 mo. old was never born
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2009, 04:35:33 PM »
He may be better off 'OFF' the radar.


Good luck. Can be quite the mess to clean up.

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Re: So... I guess my 4 mo. old was never born
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2009, 06:55:53 PM »
Four months old and already up to his tiny ears in black programs.  My, my, how fast they grow up these days...

 :rotf:  That made my day.   :bow:

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Re: So... I guess my 4 mo. old was never born
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2009, 07:10:49 PM »
Good luck.  I could tell you a SS# story that would curl your hair.  It still is not resolved.

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Re: So... I guess my 4 mo. old was never born
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2009, 10:50:27 PM »
Alright, turns out some boob at the hospital filed away his paperwork before it was properly processed.  *sigh*  I can just see this taking months and months to resolve.

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Re: So... I guess my 4 mo. old was never born
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2009, 02:05:10 AM »
Good luck.  I could tell you a SS# story that would curl your hair.  It still is not resolved.

my sister has one of those problems... involves a 6-year old

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Re: So... I guess my 4 mo. old was never born
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2009, 07:32:23 AM »
Think vendor at a sports event, "Get your number, you ain't nothing without your number." ....and that's just about the truth these days.
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Re: So... I guess my 4 mo. old was never born
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2009, 09:18:33 AM »
I still sometimes have problems when I have to produce my birth certificate.  The hospital filed it with the county, before my parents chose a name for me.  All mine says is baby boy, with no name listed.

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Re: So... I guess my 4 mo. old was never born
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2009, 08:21:52 AM »
Alright, turns out some boob at the hospital filed away his paperwork before it was properly processed.  *sigh*  I can just see this taking months and months to resolve.


I guess you could always try to put him back for the time being......

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Re: So... I guess my 4 mo. old was never born
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2009, 10:10:46 AM »

I guess you could always try to put him back for the time being......


Dude, you are sick.

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Re: So... I guess my 4 mo. old was never born
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2009, 11:57:46 AM »
In trying to acquire a certified copy of his birth certificate, we were told that the county has no record of his birth.  Great.  Just great.  So now we're trying to figure out things with the hospital records dept.

Than ask for a refund for the medical and insurance charges from the hospital  :cheersmate: