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primitives want to "re-educate" "freepers"
« on: April 08, 2009, 05:31:31 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5411213

Oh my.

This is funny, and it's a pretty big bonfire:

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arcadian  (1000+ posts)      Tue Apr-07-09 08:55 PM
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When Obama assigns you a freeper to re-educate, what are you going to do with him?

I'm gonna make mine learn French and then translate the complete works of George Orwell into French. Then I'll make him learn Swahili and do the same thing. Oh, and he'll do my laundry and cut my grass, fetch me tea and so forth. Now that's a tea bag party I can live with.

There's so many primitives that I'm going to quote only a few:

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BlooInBloo  (1000+ posts)        Tue Apr-07-09 08:56 PM
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1. Bring him/her to my urban hellhole, see a gay club, a book reading, and a play.

Oh my.  The warped primitive must've had a bad day:

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Tue Apr-07-09 08:59 PM
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4. Doorstop

It's about all their intelligence qualifies them for.

It's a useful activity, especially on windy days in spring and fall.

It will be a fashion statement and conversation piece at the same time, our Freeper doorstop.

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kestrel91316  (1000+ posts)        Tue Apr-07-09 09:04 PM
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16. Roast him and eat him. Yummmm, long pig! Freepers CAN'T be re-educated.

The one-handed Sahara Sam primitive is here, but his whole post is excerpted from articles on the internet, not worth copying-and-pasting to bring over here.

The worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive, from his boat in the mountains of Tennessee, the boat he can't quite get out to the ocean:

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Wiley50  (1000+ posts)      Tue Apr-07-09 09:51 PM
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41. well, first you have to get their attention, so out comes the 2x4

It's the first task of any TN Mule trainer

Uh oh.  An 0bumble critic shows up:

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Mari333  (1000+ posts)        Tue Apr-07-09 10:04 PM
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46. Force him or her to watch Obama as he takes all the mercenaries out of Iraq and Afghanistan..uh..never mind..

okay, try this

force him or her to watch as Obama brings the troops home...uh..never mind..

okay..

force him or her to watch as Obama dismantles the FISA telecommunications spying on citizens that Bush implemented...um...never mind

okay try this

force him or her to watch as Obama supports gay marriage..wait..never mind..

okay

force him or her to watch Obama as he demands that Bush be held accountable for war crimes..wait..um

okay

force him or her to see Obama chastise corporations for outsourcing and come out in full support of the Employee Fair wage act..

wait..

okay

well, **** it.

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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)      Tue Apr-07-09 10:36 PM
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49. Shit in his hat and have him wear it.

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old mark  (1000+ posts)      Wed Apr-08-09 03:58 AM
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62. I don't like being around them enough to actually have one. Take him back to the pound.

As mentioned, there's a lot of primitives at this bonfire, but I quoted only the Primiitves of Prominence.
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Re: primitives want to "re-educate" "freepers"
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2009, 06:45:57 AM »
Reeducation !!!!!......... :rotf:

I was educated by liberals in the liberal manner to buy into the liberal agenda but "Real Life" reeducated me. DUmmies have never experienced "real life" so it is "them" that needs reeducating.
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Re: primitives want to "re-educate" "freepers"
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2009, 06:49:59 AM »
So many DUmmies, so little intelligence....   :mental:

The sad part is that the FReepers would actually educate the DUmmies....   :lmao:
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Re: primitives want to "re-educate" "freepers"
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2009, 07:28:14 AM »
Within 48hrs. the freeper would have all the moonbat's money, would have drank all the beer in his/her/its fridge, and the DUmmy women would be making him sammiches with satisfied smiles on their faces (for the first time in years).
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Re: primitives want to "re-educate" "freepers"
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2009, 07:29:11 AM »
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41. well, first you have to get their attention, so out comes the 2x4

It's the first task of any TN Mule trainer


Bring it bi*ch I'll turn your 2x4 into a wooden suppository.


Little goons talk tough from behind the keyboard.
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Re: primitives want to "re-educate" "freepers"
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2009, 07:57:31 AM »
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When Obama assigns you a freeper to re-educate, what are you going to do with him?

I'm gonna make mine learn French and then translate the complete works of George Orwell into French. Then I'll make him learn Swahili and do the same thing. Oh, and he'll do my laundry and cut my grass, fetch me tea and so forth. Now that's a tea bag party I can live with.

These DUmmies sure seem to want a return to slavery. Sadly under 0Bama's "rule" that is what we are seeing.  "Tea bag party"?  a Freudian slip by a gay DUmmie perhaps?
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Re: primitives want to "re-educate" "freepers"
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2009, 08:03:16 AM »
And yet they claim we're the fascists.  I have no doubt who the jackbooted thugs would be, or try to be before they ran off crying.
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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2009, 08:08:29 AM »
These idiots act like f'n 5 year olds.
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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2009, 09:22:00 AM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on April 08, 2009, 07:29:11 AM

Little goons talk tough from behind the keyboard.

It's all they have.

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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2009, 09:24:20 AM »
The only "re-education" they would see is a knuckle sandwich.


So much bravado behind keyboards.
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Re: primitives want to "re-educate" "freepers"
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2009, 10:09:31 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 08, 2009, 07:57:31 AM
These DUmmies sure seem to want a return to slavery. Sadly under 0Bama's "rule" that is what we are seeing.  "Tea bag party"?  a Freudian slip by a gay DUmmie perhaps?

I've noticed that the DUmmies are commonly referring to the conservative tea parties as "tea bag parties" to deride the movement.  Otherwise, I would call it a Freudian slip. :-)
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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2009, 10:38:50 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 08, 2009, 07:57:31 AM
These DUmmies sure seem to want a return to slavery. Sadly under 0Bama's "rule" that is what we are seeing.  "Tea bag party"?  a Freudian slip by a gay DUmmie perhaps?
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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2009, 10:47:45 AM »
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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Tue Apr-07-09 08:59 PM
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4. Doorstop

It's about all their intelligence qualifies them for.

It's a useful activity, especially on windy days in spring and fall.

It will be a fashion statement and conversation piece at the same time, our Freeper doorstop.

Question, if the conservatives are the ones that aren't intelligent, why is it that it's you fools who can't make it on your own without the government's help?
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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2009, 11:29:08 AM »
Man, I'm scared now!

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Re: primitives want to "re-educate" "freepers"
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2009, 12:10:15 PM »
I have 4 mules. I dare this puke to smack my big boy up side the head! He'd stomp a mud puddle in his ass!

Not a good idea to be on all fours around my jack either! He's horny 24/7!

He's about 6' at the shoulders and weighs around 1600 lbs!



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« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2009, 12:12:06 PM »
Lurking DUmmies, I double dog dare you to show up at a Tea Party and spout your crap.
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« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2009, 12:59:51 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 08, 2009, 12:12:06 PM
Lurking DUmmies, I double dog dare you to show up at a Tea Party and spout your crap.

There's a report out yesterday saing that ACORN was going try and do just that.

Nice to see they are putting my tax dollar sponsored bailout money to work in such a useful manner.   :whatever:
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« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2009, 01:03:56 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 08, 2009, 06:45:57 AM
Reeducation !!!!!......... :rotf:

I was educated by liberals in the liberal manner to buy into the liberal agenda but "Real Life" reeducated me. DUmmies have never experienced "real life" so it is "them" that needs reeducating.

they do not believe in cause and effect, common sense or reality
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« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2009, 01:24:16 PM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on April 08, 2009, 12:59:51 PM
There's a report out yesterday saing that ACORN was going try and do just that.

Nice to see they are putting my tax dollar sponsored bailout money to work in such a useful manner.   :whatever:

The news item I saw about ACORN was that they will show  up carrying racist signs and other signs to discredit the organizers and the tea parties themselves.
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« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2009, 02:11:21 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 08, 2009, 01:24:16 PM
The news item I saw about ACORN was that they will show  up carrying racist signs and other signs to discredit the organizers and the tea parties themselves.


Rush was talking about this. His opinion was that they will try to incite violence of some sort for the lap-dog media to capture.
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« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2009, 03:04:02 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 08, 2009, 02:11:21 PM

Rush was talking about this. His opinion was that they will try to incite violence of some sort for the lap-dog media to capture.

the media is beyong lapdog... they are humpleg media
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« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2009, 03:05:24 PM »
Quote from: FGL on April 08, 2009, 03:04:02 PM
the media is beyong lapdog... they are humpleg media

We even have a smiley for that:


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« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2009, 04:41:44 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 08, 2009, 01:24:16 PM
The news item I saw about ACORN was that they will show  up carrying racist signs and other signs to discredit the organizers and the tea parties themselves.

I've also heard this.
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« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2009, 04:49:49 PM »
It worked in the meme of Angry Republicans that went out.
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« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2009, 09:42:34 PM »
I've been thinking about this. My question is, why don't they bring it? I mean, seriously, stop ****ing talking shit and bring it already. I'm ready. Let's ****ing go. Damn, stop procrastinating. Let's get this shit over with.
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There's a reason why patriotism is considered a conservative value. Watch a Tea Party rally and you'll see people proudly raising the American flag and showing pride in U.S. heroes such as Thomas Jefferson. Watch an OWS rally and you'll see people burning the American flag while showing pride in communist heroes such as Che Guevera. --Bob, from some news site
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