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Woman With Beer Can In Hand Starts Brawl At Wake
« on: April 06, 2009, 05:25:14 PM »
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Woman With Beer Can In Hand Starts Brawl At Wake

MAGNOLIA, Ark., Apr. 6, 2009

(AP)  Sheriff's deputies said a Texas woman started a brawl at a wake in Arkansas when she arrived with a beer can in her hand. The woman, 52, faces a third-degree domestic battery charges, as does another woman, 46, over the March 29 fight. Deputies said the first woman arrived at the Christies Chapel Church with a beer can in hand and that she refused to leave.

The first woman then allegedly grabbed a man by the face, leaving scratch marks on his lower right cheek and causing him to bleed. The man's mother, then allegedly slapped the woman and kicked another woman in the chest.

A sheriff's report claimed the woman with the beer became "passively aggressive" with deputies and said that "no backwood country cop" was going to take her to jail.

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Re: Woman With Beer Can In Hand Starts Brawl At Wake
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2009, 05:35:40 PM »
Those dang Texans, you can dress 'em up, but you can't take them nowhere.  :bolt:

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Re: Woman With Beer Can In Hand Starts Brawl At Wake
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2009, 06:18:04 PM »
Those dang Texans, you can dress 'em up, but you can't take them nowhere.  :bolt:


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Re: Woman With Beer Can In Hand Starts Brawl At Wake
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2009, 06:31:28 PM »
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Bet she's originally from Florida. :-)
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Re: Woman With Beer Can In Hand Starts Brawl At Wake
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2009, 06:41:18 PM »
:rofl:

Bet she's originally from Florida. :-)

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Re: Woman With Beer Can In Hand Starts Brawl At Wake
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2009, 09:13:36 PM »
I can see November 2 from my house!!!

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Re: Woman With Beer Can In Hand Starts Brawl At Wake
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2009, 09:30:07 PM »
Why is it that whole scenario reminds me of that Hank Williams Jr. song, "Attitude Adjustment"?
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Re: Woman With Beer Can In Hand Starts Brawl At Wake
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2009, 12:31:54 PM »
"If you bring a beer to a wake, you might be................."
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Re: Woman With Beer Can In Hand Starts Brawl At Wake
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2009, 12:33:12 PM »
Oh, Mia and Hawkgirl, you ladies can spank me anytime...............  :evillaugh:
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Re: Woman With Beer Can In Hand Starts Brawl At Wake
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2009, 12:39:13 PM »
"If you bring a beer to a wake, you might be................."
...visiting from Florida.   :fuelfire:
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