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URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE NASHVILLE TN 356 AM CDT MON APR 6 2009 ..FREEZE WARNING IN EFFECT TONIGHT AND TUESDAY NIGHT... THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN NASHVILLE HAS ISSUED A FREEZE WARNING...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 1 AM TO 9 AM CDT TUESDAY. A FREEZE WARNING HAS ALSO BEEN ISSUED FROM 10 PM TUESDAY TO 7 AM CDT WEDNESDAY. THE FREEZE WATCH IS NO LONGER IN EFFECT. UNSEASONABLY COLD AIR WILL MOVE ACROSS THE MID STATE EARLY THIS WEEK. LOW TEMPERATURES ARE EXPECTED TO DIP INTO THE MID TO UPPER 20S IN MANY AREAS MONDAY NIGHT AND AGAIN TUESDAY NIGHT. TEMPERATURES HAVE BEEN GENERALLY ABOVE NORMAL ACROSS MID TENNESSEE SINCE MID MARCH. MOST AREAS HAVE NOT HAD A HARD FREEZE SINCE EARLY MARCH. BECAUSE OF THE MILD WEATHER...MANY PLANTS... FLOWERS AND TREES ARE ALREADY IN BLOOM. TEMPERATURES IN THE MID AND UPPER 20S COULD SEVERELY DAMAGE SOME VEGETATION. ACTIONS SHOULD BE TAKEN ON MONDAY TO PROTECT YOUR PLANTS FROM THE COLD. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... A FREEZE WARNING MEANS SUB-FREEZING TEMPERATURES ARE IMMINENT OR HIGHLY LIKELY. THESE CONDITIONS WILL KILL CROPS AND OTHER SENSITIVE VEGETATION.
We are not amused. Ok, who's playing with the VRWC weather control satellite again?
Sunny and 85 degrees in South Florida....
Ok, who's playing with the VRWC weather control satellite again?
Er......my bad. I borrowed the remote control last week and I dropped it. The cover came off and some of the little blinky bits inside were knocked loose. I tried to put them back in the right place, but there's an awful lot of them. Plus, I think the dog ate a part or two.....it hails around my house now every time he farts. I'll get it to the VRWCWCSRCRSS (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Weather Control Satellite Remote Control Repair/Service Shop) this afternoon. Everything should be back to normal by, oh, mid May. June at the latest. Sorry.