Runaway scooter carries off woman

[thundley4]

An 87-year-old Cornish woman was rescued by police five miles from home when her mobility scooter sped off out of control.
Eileen Bishop, from Perranporth, and her husband Anthony were on their way to church when, he said, she "disappeared off the radar".
Officers later found her heading along the A3075 towards Newquay.
A police community support officer (PCSO) rode the scooter back and said it appeared to be working correctly.
'Full tilt'
Mr Bishop said the incident began when he and his wife set off for St Michael's church.
He said the scooter, which "hadn't been going that well", was set to three-quarters speed.
"Suddenly she passed me at full tilt," Mr Bishop said.

BBC

[NHSparky]

I wanna see this chick pop a wheelie on this thing if it's moving so fast she can't bail off it.

Good thing she wasn't driving a car, God only knows how many post offices, 7-11's and dry cleaner front windows she would have gone through before she had been stopped.