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Offline happy1ga

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Re: primitives hate vegetablists
« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2009, 10:54:02 PM »
Screw it, I'd rather stink. I had a nice filet mignon my hubby grilled tonite, perfection! I also have 5 bathrooms in my house. If one stinks, pick another. Or spray Glade. Everyone knows there's nothing quite like the smell of Glade fresh pine scent and a bowel movement mixed together. Makes it smell like you just s#it a Christmas tree. And who doesn't like Christmas trees???
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Re: primitives hate vegetablists
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2009, 09:33:26 AM »
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Re: primitives hate vegetablists
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2009, 09:37:03 AM »
Quote from: happy1ga on April 07, 2009, 10:54:02 PM
Screw it, I'd rather stink. I had a nice filet mignon my hubby grilled tonite, perfection! I also have 5 bathrooms in my house. If one stinks, pick another. Or spray Glade. Everyone knows there's nothing quite like the smell of Glade fresh pine scent and a bowel movement mixed together. Makes it smell like you just s#it a Christmas tree. And who doesn't like Christmas trees???

I love Christmas trees!  But my favorite is vanilla flavored sh*t.
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Re: primitives hate vegetablists
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2009, 04:24:36 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 08, 2009, 09:37:03 AM
I love Christmas trees!  But my favorite is vanilla flavored sh*t.

So, then . . . do you eat vanilla-flavored shit? :rimshot:

(I had to.)
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Re: primitives hate vegetablists
« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2009, 05:56:22 PM »
Quote from: happy1ga on April 07, 2009, 02:53:47 AM
Well, the cows in the Chik fil A commericals are pretty swift, but past that I can't think of any. Seriously weird people, those vegans. At what point when you look like a Tyson's fresh plucked do you not realize you look like crap? Oh, and when our HAIR is falling out? In clumps? Yeah, you're not healthy. See, that's what's wrong, (well, at east one of the causes), with most of the DUmmies. They have been deprived of brain food for so long, and they have fried another major portion of them smoking so much weed, they just have these tiny, tiny little particles of brain matter left. That's why the Duh,uh,duh1 sounds so good to them.

Not only that, but their brains are further deprived of oxygen from having their heads up their asses....
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Re: primitives hate vegetablists
« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2009, 06:12:49 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 08, 2009, 04:24:36 PM
So, then . . . do you eat vanilla-flavored shit? :rimshot:

(I had to.)

I haven't tried it yet, but if you'll stick a vanilla bean in your ear I'll take a sample of your brain. :rimshot:

(I had to too.)
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Re: primitives hate vegetablists
« Reply #31 on: April 08, 2009, 09:02:58 PM »
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129. we don't hate all vegetarians but the ones who go around with broad brush attacks on everyone who does not march to their little drum sure are damned annoying.

Right there is my problem with DU in general. Does anyone over there get the irony of this post????
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