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Outrage at child disfigurement yields unintentional irony
« on: April 02, 2009, 12:32:30 PM »
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gardenista  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Thu Apr-02-09 02:24 AM
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So my neighbor got her toddler's lip pierced.
   
I cannot believe this. Her freakazoid cousin peirced her baby's lip with a little ring. It's "adjustable" so that when the kid's face gets bigger, the hoop can expand. Then when she's about six, they'll put a bigger one on, and so on...

Why do people try to impose their personality disorders on their own kids?

It's worse than a bowl cut!

Yeah, if only people wouldn't try to unduly influence their kids...

Surprisingly, lots of support for the OP. We know they like their kids watching them screw, and we know they endorse kids drinking and smoking weed, but they seemto draw the line at facial piercings. Hm.
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Re: Outrage at child disfigurement yields unintentional irony
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 01:10:32 PM »
hee hee

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HarukaTheTrophyWife  (1000+ posts)      Wed Apr-01-09 10:32 PM
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3. Sounds like a bouncy story to me!
 On the very off chance, that this is true, call CPS on them. 
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Re: Outrage at child disfigurement yields unintentional irony
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 01:55:30 PM »
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Re: Outrage at child disfigurement yields unintentional irony
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2009, 01:58:08 PM »
It was an "April Fools Day" thread. :-)
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Re: Outrage at child disfigurement yields unintentional irony
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2009, 04:31:37 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on April 02, 2009, 01:58:08 PM
It was an "April Fools Day" thread. :-)

That's a thing they have in a surplus over there--fools.
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