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Offline BannedFromDU

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DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
« on: April 02, 2009, 12:28:33 PM »
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~~ Large Collection Of Used Porn For Sale! ~~ Magazines Only $1.00!!! ~~
   

Also, various taxidermied animals and animal body parts, highlights including a large intact horse's mane with exceptionally long hair from from forelock to withers, and what appears to be a hawk of some type, sans head. And assorted household goods, and a great many brightly colored plastic forks in plastic bag lots.

At an estate sale a mile or so away from my house.

And w00t, everything is half-price tomorrow!

I'm sure the porn and stuffed animals have NOTHING to do with each other


Um....USED porn? You can't read the articles if the pages are stuck together. Yeesh.
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Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 12:34:48 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on April 02, 2009, 12:28:33 PM
I'm sure the porn and stuffed animals have NOTHING to do with each other


Um....USED porn? You can't read the articles if the pages are stuck together. Yeesh.


Wouldn't the pages with articles be the only ones not stuck together?  :lmao:
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Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 12:37:17 PM »
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Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2009, 12:39:05 PM »
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For a stuffed rabbit, it looks awfully lifelike.
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Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2009, 02:01:40 PM »
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Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2009, 02:08:19 PM »
Quote from: FGL on April 02, 2009, 02:01:40 PM
um... what?? used plastic forks??

what I want to know is if there are also individual packets of salt, ketchup and sweet-and-low for sale.. I bet there is !
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Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2009, 02:22:54 PM »
Don't mock. Who can afford brand new pr0n in this Obama economy?  :-)
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Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2009, 02:24:53 PM »
Quote from: miskie on April 02, 2009, 02:08:19 PM
what I want to know is if there are also individual packets of salt, ketchup and sweet-and-low for sale.. I bet there is !

I bet there are sporks
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Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2009, 02:42:45 PM »
Quote from: bijou on April 02, 2009, 02:22:54 PM
Don't mock. Who can afford brand new pr0n in this Obama economy?  :-)

looks like the makings of a cottage industry - Distributer of 'gently used' pr0n and refurbished 'marital aids.'

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Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2009, 02:50:25 PM »
Quote from: miskie on April 02, 2009, 02:42:45 PM
looks like the makings of a cottage industry - Distributer of 'gently used' pr0n and refurbished 'marital aids.'
     
LOL. H5 for that.  :lmao:
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Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2009, 03:11:49 PM »
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Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2009, 03:29:36 PM »
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and what appears to be a hawk of some type, sans head.
If it's a Red-tail Hawk every feather is a felony. Now where did I put the number to fish and game?  :-)
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Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2009, 03:40:28 PM »
This was from their Lounge.  It would be like someone taking a post here saying all we want to do is kick some guy named Wretched Excess in the nuts. 

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Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2009, 04:11:59 PM »
So is that anything like trying to sell a slightly used rubber fist?
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Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2009, 05:32:14 PM »
Just when I think they can sink no lower............
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Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2009, 05:56:35 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on April 02, 2009, 05:32:14 PM
Just when I think they can sink no lower............

You should know by now that there is bottom to that particular sinkhole.
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Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2009, 06:05:25 PM »
Since when is the unloading of the contents of a repo'ed trailer called an "estate sale"? 
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