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Offline seabelle

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I just saw this on Breitbart, and had to drag it over here.....you're welcome! :naughty:

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Quick!!! While He’s Outta the Country, Let’s Change it Back to ‘America’!!!!!!!
by Gary Graham

The Prez has flown to England and there’s only one thing to do while he’s gone: Let’s get our country back. Okay, it’s not going to be easy, there are a lot of hurdles.  I’m pretty sure I can take Harry Reid, Chris Dodd, Chuck Schumer, Maxine Waters, and that puffball press secretary Gibbs.  Multiple adversary bash-a-thon!!!   Hai-Yah!!

Barney Frank I ain’t touchin’… I’m not a homophobe; I simply suffer from an irrational childhood fear of Elmer Fudd.

And Nancy Pelosi?  I’m sending my friend Andrew Breitbart in to cross-check her hard into the glass.  (I know he’s been dyin’ to get the go-ahead.)  I am certain that if I confronted her, she would hit me with that death ray from those Neutronium eyeballs of hers…the same ones that hypnotize the Washington press corps into not busting up every time she opens her mouth.

But seriously, folks.  I don’t know why anyone’s surprised.  Obama for two years told us what he’s all about.  Made it clear as day.  And everyone just sort of…looked the other way. ”Oh, he’s not a socialist!  He’s just saying those things to keep the far left loonies happy.  You watch, he’ll govern from the center.”

Oh really?  Well, it’s been only two months and let’s take a look at what he’s done.  (Everybody follow along, and please feel free to add anything I’m missing.)

Mr. Obama took Mr. Bush’s bad idea of hundred-billion dollar bailouts and ran with it - on steroids.  When Bush’s bailout did nothing to revive the ailing economy, did our new president say, “Wait, that doesn’t work - let’s try something else.”

Uh…no.  Instead he figured that because having taxpayers borrow hundreds of billions of dollars from Communist China and handing it over to banks, insurance companies and auto giants to ‘stimulate’ economic activity didn’t do any of that…why he should just go ahead and quadruple the amount and try again!  That outta do it!

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http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/ggraham/2009/03/31/quick-while-he%e2%80%99s-outta-the-country-let%e2%80%99s-change-it-back-to-%e2%80%98america%e2%80%99/

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chuckle...

"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of 'liberalism,' they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." --Norman Thomas, 1944

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I like seeing the facts surrounding Obama: The Miserable Failure spelled out.

Offline Konssurvative1

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I'll Take on Barney Frank...I have a wet suit and rubber gloves...I'd love to Bitch Slap his ass good and hard...I have hated that man for years...While I am at it...I want Murtha's ass too!!!I also have a guy who can change the locks on the white house doors...This way they can't get back in...I think we should forclose on the white house...the capital and the United Nations...
Fighting to oust all congressional incumbents...after all aren't they the ones responsible for this whole mess.
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I'll Take on Barney Frank...I have a wet suit and rubber gloves...I'd love to Bitch Slap his ass good and hard...I have hated that man for years...While I am at it...I want Murtha's ass too!!!I also have a guy who can change the locks on the white house doors...This way they can't get back in...I think we should forclose on the white house...the capital and the United Nations...

something about this just sounded homoerotic... not that there's anything wrong with that.  But taking on Barney Fwank in a wetsuit?  Kinky... Wanting Murtha's ass?  Twisted...  :fuelfire:

I'm not sayin anything, I'm just sayin'  :gay:

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something about this just sounded homoerotic... not that there's anything wrong with that.  But taking on Barney Fwank in a wetsuit?  Kinky... Wanting Murtha's ass?  Twisted...  :fuelfire:

I'm not sayin anything, I'm just sayin'  :gay:

Man that is just wrong...I think I let my anger get the best of me...I was thinking more about not getting cooties or something...But I certainly would love to kick both their asses... :-)
Fighting to oust all congressional incumbents...after all aren't they the ones responsible for this whole mess.
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Man that is just wrong...I think I let my anger get the best of me...I was thinking more about not getting cooties or something...But I certainly would love to kick both their asses... :-)

^5 for being able to take a joke...