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Offline thundley4

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Fake Dentist Allegedly Drugged, Groped Patient
« on: March 31, 2009, 12:01:47 PM »
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OSCEOLA COUNTY, Fla. -- A door-to-door dentist is accused of doing much more than pulling teeth. Deputies say he groped a female patient in Osceola County after he gave her drugs.
It does not appear that Luis Figueroa-Vasquez is even a licensed dentist and cops say he didn't act like one either. He's accused of drugging one of his would-be patients and then taking advantage of her sexually.
Detectives want the public to take a good look at Figueroa-Vasquez's mug shot, because they believe there are more victims out there. The fake dentist was arrested over the weekend after a woman at the Cobblestone Apartments claimed he did more than fix her teeth.
"The victim believes he used some sort of anesthetic that would be used at a dentist's office, she's not sure. But he did use more than a few drugs and, once she was a little groggy, that's when she says he touched her inappropriately multiple times," said Twis Lizasuain, Osceola County Sheriff's Office.
Floriduh!

Lawn chair dentistry?  :rotf:
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Re: Fake Dentist Allegedly Drugged, Groped Patient
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2009, 12:04:11 PM »
"Stupid is as stupid does"   :whatever:

*nods to Forrest Gump*

Who lets a "door to door dentist" inside?   :mental:
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Re: Fake Dentist Allegedly Drugged, Groped Patient
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2009, 01:07:57 PM »
Dammit that guy's stealin' my signature move!  Sheesh  :p
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Re: Fake Dentist Allegedly Drugged, Groped Patient
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2009, 01:11:40 PM »
So I was smart to turn away the Mobil Proctology Clinic van yesterday?
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Re: Fake Dentist Allegedly Drugged, Groped Patient
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2009, 02:22:52 PM »
Ah the good old days of my youth running the door to door Amatuer Mamogram business!

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Re: Fake Dentist Allegedly Drugged, Groped Patient
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2009, 02:26:13 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 31, 2009, 02:22:52 PM
Ah the good old days of my youth running the door to door Amatuer Mamogram business!

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Nothing like having a good handle on your work, is there?
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Re: Fake Dentist Allegedly Drugged, Groped Patient
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2009, 03:35:17 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on March 31, 2009, 01:07:57 PM
Dammit that guy's stealin' my signature move!  Sheesh  :p

You didn't drug me!  What, do you think I'm THAT easy now?
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Re: Fake Dentist Allegedly Drugged, Groped Patient
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2009, 05:04:19 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 31, 2009, 02:22:52 PM
Ah the good old days of my youth running the door to door Amatuer Mamogram business!

Sigh.
Amateur?   :tongue:
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