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Liberal_in_LA  (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-31-09 02:57 AM
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Shamwow guy's handywork. 

Pictures of a hooker who got beat up after biting a guys tounge.
 

http://www.myfoxla.com/dpp/entertainment/celebrity_news... 


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geek tragedy (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-31-09 02:59 AM
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1. Just wait.
 Someone will be in here to talk about how he was the victim with the standard 'what about teh menz" victimhood stuff.
And we're off!

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silverojo (1000+ posts)     Tue Mar-31-09 03:40 AM
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22. Yeah, what the hell was she thinking?
 If you bite someone's tongue and refuse to let go, how did she think he was going to react? I mean, she ought to be getting some assault charges slapped on her, too. What he did was self-defense.

Of course, I think he should get charged for picking up a hooker, but that psycho bitch needs to do some time for such a sick crime.


 
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geek tragedy (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-31-09 03:45 AM
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27. 'psycho bitch'
 misogyny much?



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ddeclue  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-31-09 03:47 AM
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29. What part of biting a person's tongue off is OK with you? 
 The B word is not politically correct but the psycho label seems dead on accurate.


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depakid  (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-31-09 03:41 AM
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23. Look, dude didn't do that to her face with his tongue between her teeth
 Edited on Tue Mar-31-09 03:42 AM by depakid
She bit the guy (memo to Vince: don't kiss hookers) -and then he punched her out.


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geek tragedy (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-31-09 03:48 AM
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30. Yeah, hard to beat someone about the face
 if your face is stuck to theirs.

Of course, everyone is going to assume that the male celebrity is telling the truth and the cheap street whore bitch slut got what she deserved.
  :whatever:

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Ghost in the Machine  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-31-09 03:49 AM
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33. You were there?
 You should have taken pictures, you could have made a fortune from the tabloids...

 
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depakid  (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-31-09 03:57 AM
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39. No, I just have a rudimentary understanding of anatomy and physics

  
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ddeclue  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-31-09 04:02 AM
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44. Rudimentary is right... I've got a degree in engineering so don't play the "physics" card with me. 
 His fists could reach every place on her face that was hit. There were no fist hits to her mouth which is what I would expect if the hits were post biting and he was free to hit her anywhere. They are all on her eyes nose and upper face.

PWNED...
I must have missed the unit on the Physics Of Beating A Whore when I took college classes. Do they do field trips for that?

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Ghost in the Machine  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-31-09 04:21 AM
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62. I wouldn't even label your "understanding" as rudimentary...
 .. in fact, I'd say that you don't know jack shit.

Please explain, in detail, how anatomy and physics won't allow me to punch someone in the eye that's standing right in front of me...

I certainly wouldn't have given her an uppercut to the jaw, she would have bitten my tongue off. DO you have a "rudimentary understanding" of self defense? How about 'close quarters combat'?

Save your eye rolling for someone who gives a ****, ok?


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depakid  (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-31-09 05:01 AM
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76. Another denisen of the clueless
 Try it for yourself and see how much you could apply- or where you could land a blow from that angle in that position-

Believe me, with those comments, you're not going Koestler proud.
Is this guy actually telling him to go out and beat up a whore to test his Physics Of Whore Abuse theorum?  :rotf:

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Ghost in the Machine  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-31-09 05:43 AM
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83. There's no need to call yourself names, or put yourself down....
 We've already established that you're clueless...

What part of "Please explain, in detail, how anatomy and physics won't allow me to punch someone in the eye that's standing right in front of me..." was a foreign language to you that you didn't understand? You failed to do so in your reply.

As for trying it my self, I already *know* what *I'm* capable of doing. I trained in the martial arts and self defense for most of my life. I'm quite adept at close quarters combat, and I used to get paid to beat people up. Given my choice, I'd rather fight someone in close quarters, like a bathroom stall, or even a phone booth...

This isn't about me, though... this is about you backing up your claims and showing your understanding of anatomy & physics, and explaining how it would prevent someone from doing what shamwow guy did.

You *can* explain it, with your "rudimentary understanding", can't you?


Thanks,

Ghost
"I don't need "Physics" to Falcon Punch some hooker 'cause I'm a NINJA!"  :lmao:

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depakid  (1000+ posts)      Tue Mar-31-09 05:55 AM
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84. "I trained in the martial arts and self defense"
 Edited on Tue Mar-31-09 06:26 AM by depakid
an internet tough guy!

 

Dude- Shamwow guy's not Bruce Lee; he's not breaking cheekbones with his tongue stuck between some girls teeth!

Probably lucky to have tongue left as it is.

Thanks for the amusing comments though....


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Ghost in the Machine  (1000+ posts)        Tue Mar-31-09 06:13 AM
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85. Are you really this stupid, or is it just an act?
 Why do you keep dodging the issue, which is YOU backing up YOUR claims. I have a low tolerance for ignorance. Quit changing the subject and back up your assertions. Moving the goal posts doesn't help your case..

As for your "internet tough guy" bullshit, it really doesn't merit a response, but here goes... no, I don't play an "internet tough guy". I did, however, lead a very rough and violent life in my younger days. Maybe you can research some of my old threads... not all of us here are pacifists. Not all of us lived "leave it to Beaver" or "Richie Cunningham" lives like good little cub scouts and all american boys. I used to be an enforcer for a very notorious bike gang *and* the Aryan Brotherhood.

Since you seem to be too ignorant to have an intelligent discussion with, I'm done with you. Like I said, I have a low tolerance for ignorance.... go ahead and have the last word, you're not worth responding to again...

Have a nice day....


Ghost
Oh LAWD!  So Ghost has actual FIELD EXPERIENCE beating up hookers from his Aryan Brotherhood Enforcer days?  Take THAT Physics Boy! :rofl:


 









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We have better arguments over milk.

Come on now.  You know that you wish that people here had enough experience beating people up, and who have such intimate knowledge of the physics of beating hookers in the face, to discuss the topic with such acumen :wink:

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the Physics Of Beating A Whore

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Come on now.  You know that you wish that people here had enough experience beating people up, and who have such intimate knowledge of the physics of beating hookers in the face, to discuss the topic with such acumen :wink:
I've no experience with malicious tongue-biting, solicited or otherwise, but I can IMAGINE that if someone had such a firm hold on my tongue--or other members--using blunt force to dislodge them could convert the injury from a "simple" bite to an aggravated tearing/avulsion injury.

I would think that a thumb to the eye would be more likely to compel the attacker to release without further harm to one's self.
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Come on now.  You know that you wish that people here had enough experience beating people up, and who have such intimate knowledge of the physics of beating hookers in the face, to discuss the topic with such acumen :wink:

If someone is biting your tongue DUmmies, give them an uppercut!!

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Does ShamWow guy have to choke a bitch?
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Does ShamWow guy have to choke a bitch?
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This is one of those times where I miss Ben Burch regaling the DUmmies with his tales of befriending "sex workers". :lmao:

befriending, beseeching.... begging... whatever word he wants to use

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Is Ghost in the Machine another TiT wannabe?  Next thing you know he will be telling us of all the famous people he knows and how he held a shotgun to the chest of some cabinet member.  Or how he was the third most highly decorated Navy Seal/Marine Recon/Ranger/B2 pilot etc of the Afghanistan conflict due to his submarine skills that he deployed in the tribal mountain region of Afghanistan.  The we will read where he single handledly disarmed a nuclear weapon with his bare teeth, blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back after the missile had launched with him strapped to the cone. 

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I wonder if somebody is going to build a chicken-wire hooker to prove it's impossible to hit her in the face.

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Is Ghost in the Machine another TiT wannabe?  Next thing you know he will be telling us of all the famous people he knows and how he held a shotgun to the chest of some cabinet member.  Or how he was the third most highly decorated Navy Seal/Marine Recon/Ranger/B2 pilot etc of the Afghanistan conflict due to his submarine skills that he deployed in the tribal mountain region of Afghanistan.  The we will read where he single handledly disarmed a nuclear weapon with his bare teeth, blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back after the missile had launched with him strapped to the cone. 

My thoughts as well.  Perhaps he's trying to fill the void left by TiT.
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Is Ghost in the Machine another TiT wannabe?  Next thing you know he will be telling us of all the famous people he knows and how he held a shotgun to the chest of some cabinet member.  Or how he was the third most highly decorated Navy Seal/Marine Recon/Ranger/B2 pilot etc of the Afghanistan conflict due to his submarine skills that he deployed in the tribal mountain region of Afghanistan.  The we will read where he single handledly disarmed a nuclear weapon with his bare teeth, blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back after the missile had launched with him strapped to the cone. 

Or maybe it's just our buddy Cujo, or ceo (ask TRG).
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Does ShamWow guy have to choke a bitch?





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I wonder if somebody is going to build a chicken-wire hooker to prove it's impossible to hit her in the face.



Totally H5'd you!!11

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Totally H5'd you!!11

 :bwah:




Yeah, but you supplied the art!  :clap:
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Hmmm I wonder how Ghost in the Machine got around all the 'Blood in, Blood out' rules for the AB?  Most 'Notorious Biker Gangs' have the same thing.

If what it says is true .... the Notorious Biker Gang would be even more fun to watch than Navy SEALS beating on TiT!

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okay the title of this thread is friggin' hilarious!  lol  This picture, is too funny.

One of my friends posted on facebook about this incident under the title "ShamWOW?  More like ShamPOW!"  lol  :)

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I would like Cold Warriors input on this before I comment.   :p

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I would like Cold Warriors input on this before I comment.   :p

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I would like Cold Warriors input on this before I comment.   :p
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