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Offline Chris_

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Mich. Teen Charged With Setting a Man's Pants on Fire
« on: March 31, 2009, 07:54:38 AM »
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Mich. Teen Charged With Setting a Man's Pants on Fire

FERNDALE, Mich. —  Police in a Detroit suburb say a teenager has been charged with lighting an unconscious man's pants on fire and causing a third-degree burn to the man's groin.

Police in Ferndale, Mich., said 18-year-old Tyler Quick was arraigned Friday on a charge of assault.

Ferndale police Lt. William Wilson tells The Daily Tribune of Royal Oak that Quick was attending a party at the home of a 51-year-old man when the host passed out.

Police say Quick placed a lit candle under the man's crotch, setting fire to his pants. The man awoke and extinguished the fire. A police lieutentant said Quick thought it would be funny to burn the victim.

Authorities said Quick is being held in lieu of $25,000 bail.

They said the injured man was ticketed for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

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That just ain't right.

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Re: Mich. Teen Charged With Setting a Man's Pants on Fire
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2009, 08:00:48 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 31, 2009, 07:54:38 AM
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Providing alchohol to people under the age is generally frowned apon.

I agree though it's insult to injury.
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Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life...

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Re: Mich. Teen Charged With Setting a Man's Pants on Fire
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2009, 08:05:48 AM »
The defense:  The man had lied.  The liar's pants weren't on fire.  The youth was attempting to help nature, as he knew it should be.
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Re: Mich. Teen Charged With Setting a Man's Pants on Fire
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2009, 08:14:43 AM »
I think the teen was just trying to perform a mankini wax using the candle.
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