Giant Infatable Penis and Pet Monkey...what could go wrong?

[Miss Mia]

Pet monkey at center of Goshen neighbor dispute



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They got along at first, but the couples clashed over a minor business dealing and the relationship cooled.

But instead of benign neglect, there was some tit-for-tat, including the placement of a three-foot-tall phallus on the Chases’ deck.

“It was the blow-up penis that threw me over the edge,” Vaccaro said.

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Goshen police and Department of Environmental Conservation officials visited the Chase house, but were not allowed inside. Goshen town Sgt. Allen Faust said they can’t get a search warrant because Vaccaro hasn’t seen the macaque recently. But Carey Chase was charged this week on a harassment violation for allegedly making threats against the Vaccaros.

Vaccaro snapped photos of the monkey while it frolicked on the jungle gym in his back yard, but the Chases deny they have a macaque.

“What monkey?” Angie Chase said. “We don’t have a monkey. Please don’t call here again.”

[bijou]

And it's not even Florida, which you'd think would be the natural home of any monkey/inflatable penis interface.    The comments are worth a look too.

On Mar 28, 2009 at 02:35 AM, Smoke_A_Cigar said:
"I have discovered the first names of the Vaccaro's: Scott and Nicole."

ARE THESE Vaccaro's related in ANY way to Mike Vaccaro, former feature sports columnist for the TH-R and current employee in the same capacity of it's sister publication New York Post who still has 'pals' in the TH-R newsroom?

Can ONE of you ace wannabe Pulitzer Prize winning investigative reporters up there in Middletown answer that simple question?

Do these Vaccaro's have an 'IN' with the TH-R that is allowing thim to use the TH-R as their personal smear machine?

The readers deserve FULL disclosure.
This story stinks to high heaven.