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Offline Chris

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Slap, Chop, Bust
« on: March 27, 2009, 09:19:30 PM »
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MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel.

Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.

"Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)

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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2009, 09:23:09 PM »
Guess she didn't like his nuts.
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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2009, 09:35:21 PM »
I wonder if he uses a ShamWow to soak up hooker stains with?




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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2009, 09:51:08 PM »
Guess she didn't like his nuts.

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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2009, 10:10:38 PM »
"Hey camera guy, are you catching this ?' 

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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2009, 10:16:16 PM »
"...And she was made by Germans and you know they make good stuff!"




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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2009, 10:23:53 AM »
And if you order within the next 10 minutes I'll throw in ANOTHER midget hooker--that's FOUR total!
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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2009, 05:55:51 PM »
I''ll slap chop a bitch up!
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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2009, 06:53:00 PM »




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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2009, 07:08:59 PM »
Shame. Wow. :-)
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Sham Wow: Cleans Away Prostitute Beating Charges Too!
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2009, 02:32:05 AM »
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MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

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Re: Sham Wow: Cleans Away Prostitute Beating Charges Too!
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2009, 02:33:21 AM »
Oops.  I was beaten to the punch, or pimp slap if you will  :-)

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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2009, 08:42:23 AM »
I simply cannot fathom how this guy needs to hire a hooker to get laid.

Oh, wait.  Yes I can.

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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2009, 08:56:19 AM »
Apparently all charges against both of them have since been dropped.
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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2009, 01:20:22 AM »
Apparently all charges against both of them have since been dropped.
As they should be. Once alcohol and prostitution get brought into the mix, it's pretty much  a civil matter at that point. No need wasting taxpayer dollars on a prosecution or incarceration. Let this be a lesson to ya, fellas.....select your hookers wisely.
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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2009, 01:40:21 PM »
As they should be. Once alcohol and prostitution get brought into the mix, it's pretty much  a civil matter at that point. No need wasting taxpayer dollars on a prosecution or incarceration. Let this be a lesson to ya, fellas.....select your hookers wisely.



And let this be a lesson to the hookers, select your TV pitchmen johns wisely.

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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2009, 01:44:16 PM »


And let this be a lesson to the hookers, select your TV pitchmen johns wisely.

Fer Sure!

Billy Mays would never have provoked her like that! :thumbs:




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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2009, 02:13:35 PM »
As they should be. Once alcohol and prostitution get brought into the mix, it's pretty much  a civil matter at that point. No need wasting taxpayer dollars on a prosecution or incarceration. Let this be a lesson to ya, fellas.....select your hookers wisely.

Or maybe just rent an adult movie and entertain Rosie Palms and Minnie Fingers.

Much safer.


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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2009, 03:07:45 PM »
Fer Sure!

Billy Mays would never have provoked her like that! :thumbs:

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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2009, 06:20:24 PM »
"Hey, baby.  Want to see my Wonder Putty?"
And any potential DNA evidence would be quickly removed with Oxi-Clean.
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Re: Slap, Chop, Bust
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2009, 06:31:26 PM »
And any potential DNA evidence would be quickly removed with Oxi-Clean.


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