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Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants
« on: March 26, 2009, 10:56:09 PM »
Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants
Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:58am EDT
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KABUL, March 26 (Reuters) - A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said.

"The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded," a statement from the ministry said.

Taliban-led attacks in Afghanistan have escalated in the past year with suicide and roadside bombings insurgents' weapons of choice.

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Re: Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2009, 11:42:59 PM »
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Re: Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2009, 12:03:03 AM »
I've seen that guy! His name is Achmed and he has Jeff Dunham's hand up his ass.
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Re: Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2009, 02:28:08 AM »
Quote from: Big Don on March 27, 2009, 12:03:03 AM
I've seen that guy! His name is Achmed and he has Jeff Dunham's hand up his ass.

No, no, no...it wasn't Achmed. It was the "new guy that tried to practice" at the suicide bomber training camp Achmed was talking about.  :-)
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Re: Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2009, 04:15:51 AM »
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Re: Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2009, 10:50:28 AM »
Quote from: Zathras on March 27, 2009, 02:28:08 AM
No, no, no...it wasn't Achmed. It was the "new guy that tried to practice" at the suicide bomber training camp Achmed was talking about.  :-)

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Re: Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2009, 01:09:27 PM »
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Re: Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2009, 03:13:37 PM »
They say his last words were, "Hey ya'll. Watch this."
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Re: Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2009, 01:55:48 PM »
Damn. Why can't killing them all be that easy?
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Re: Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2009, 09:35:08 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 27, 2009, 03:13:37 PM
They say his last words were, "Hey ya'll. Watch this."

I bet none of them had a chance to shout "Allu Akbar," either.
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Re: Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2009, 01:08:11 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on March 26, 2009, 10:56:09 PM
Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants
Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:58am EDT
Reuters

KABUL, March 26 (Reuters) - A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said.

"The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded," a statement from the ministry said.

Taliban-led attacks in Afghanistan have escalated in the past year with suicide and roadside bombings insurgents' weapons of choice.

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HA! HA!  :lmao: :rotf: :evillaugh:

Meanwhile, Abu Achmed Fubar Mohammad, head of the local Taliban cell, was overheard saying, "It's getting harder and harder to find good help these days."  :rotf:
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