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Offline jinxmchue

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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2009, 10:36:49 AM »
Sucks to be him.
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2009, 11:28:14 AM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on March 27, 2009, 10:36:49 AM
Sucks to be him.
Maybe he's just been living in a vacuum.
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2009, 11:53:37 AM »
Quote from: bijou on March 26, 2009, 10:00:14 AM
There's an idea that judges in Florida could use.  :-)
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darn, a power surge could have made him a Darwin Award nominee
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2009, 11:53:59 AM »
"Eureka!", he shouted, as he Hoovered his Kirby.
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2009, 12:05:49 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 27, 2009, 11:53:59 AM
"Eureka!", he shouted, as he Hoovered his Kirby.
But was he able to keep his canister upright?
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #30 on: March 27, 2009, 12:06:25 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 27, 2009, 11:53:59 AM
"Eureka!", he shouted, as he Hoovered his Kirby.

Quote from: lug-nut on March 27, 2009, 12:05:49 PM
But was he able to keep his canister upright?

 :lmao:  you two are terrible!!
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #31 on: March 27, 2009, 12:07:39 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on March 27, 2009, 12:06:25 PM
:lmao:  you two are terrible!!
Good thing the perv didn't use the beater attachment.  Oh my.   :-)
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2009, 12:08:49 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 27, 2009, 12:07:39 PM
Good thing the perv didn't use the beater attachment.  Oh my.   :-)

You should see what he can do with the crevice tool!
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #33 on: March 27, 2009, 12:13:40 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 27, 2009, 12:08:49 PM
You should see what he can do with the crevice tool!
I'd rather not see that TYVM. 

I'm sure his family is Oreck after all this publicity.
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #34 on: March 27, 2009, 12:15:54 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 27, 2009, 12:13:40 PM
I'd rather not see that TYVM. 

I'm sure his family is Oreck after all this publicity.


I heard his dad said to him, "Your reputation and credibilty has turn to dust, Buster."
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #35 on: March 27, 2009, 12:18:36 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 27, 2009, 12:15:54 PM
I heard his dad said to him, "Your reputation and credibilty has turn to dust, Buster."
Oh, he was just being a Dirt Devil's advocate.
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #36 on: March 27, 2009, 01:16:35 PM »
So if he wanks into a Swiffer towel, does the song, "Baby Come Back" keep playing over and over?
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #37 on: March 27, 2009, 01:22:35 PM »
he was doing the moon walk, thats what attracted attention and got him arrested
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #38 on: March 27, 2009, 01:43:47 PM »
Last week, while at carwash, the same guy gave a whole new meaning to the words Sham WOW.
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #39 on: March 27, 2009, 02:39:33 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 27, 2009, 11:28:14 AM
Maybe he's just been living in a vacuum.


I bet that when he got caught, he was pretty hosed off.
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