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Offline bijou

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Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« on: March 26, 2009, 10:00:14 AM »
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A man caught performing a sex act with the hose of a car wash vacuum cleaner has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing, the court ordered.

The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court, after pleading no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on October 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

The judge, Fred L. Borchard, scolded Savage in court for making Saginaw a national laughing stock with his widely-reported sexual adventure. 'I believe you owe the community an apology for what you've done,' Borchard said. ...

There's an idea that judges in Florida could use.  :-)
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2009, 10:13:25 AM »
At what point does a supposedly sentient human NOT stop and say to himself, "Maybe this is stupid."?
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2009, 10:50:07 AM »
That sucks.........it really sucks.
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2009, 11:01:06 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 26, 2009, 10:50:07 AM
That sucks.........it really sucks.


No...It blows, man...It really blows...
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2009, 11:02:41 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on March 26, 2009, 11:01:06 AM

No...It blows, man...It really blows...
Unusually it manages to both suck and blow.  :-)
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2009, 11:06:04 AM »
Quote from: bijou on March 26, 2009, 11:02:41 AM
Unusually it manages to both suck and blow.  :-)
So the perp got hosed?   :-)
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2009, 11:28:09 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 26, 2009, 11:06:04 AM
So the perp got hosed?   :-)


They are just trying to stick it to the little man, man.
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2009, 11:35:05 AM »
Oh, but for the Grace of God go I.   Let he who is without sin knock the quarters from my hand.
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2009, 11:37:04 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 26, 2009, 11:35:05 AM
Oh, but for the Grace of God go I.   Let he who is without sin knock the quarters from my hand.
*smack*

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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2009, 11:37:12 AM »
Damn, you just can't do nothin' no more without The Man gettin' all up in your face!
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2009, 02:47:27 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on March 26, 2009, 11:35:05 AM
Oh, but for the Grace of God go I.   Let he who is without sin knock the quarters from my hand.


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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2009, 02:53:36 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on March 26, 2009, 10:13:25 AM
At what point does a supposedly sentient human NOT stop and say to himself, "Maybe this is stupid."?

Depends on just how much alcohol is involved.  :cheersmate:
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2009, 02:56:32 PM »
Man I wish I could've seen this in person!!  Hilarious.  lol   :lmao:
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2009, 03:57:52 PM »
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2009, 04:02:28 PM »
BTW here's his mug shot!



A nice guy like that you would think he could keep it at home and be happy with a nice shop vac or a cannister upright... But Noooo!

He's gotta take it out on the streets and feed quarters into some disease ridden whore-vac!

America is doomed. :(
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2009, 04:06:42 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 26, 2009, 04:02:28 PM
BTW here's his mug shot!



A nice guy like that you would think he could keep it at home and be happy with a nice shop vac or a cannister upright... But Noooo!

He's gotta take it out on the streets and feed quarters into some disease ridden whore-vac!

America is doomed. :(

Maybe it's not totally his fault.  Maybe that hose was a slut who was askin' for it!  You never know ;)   :p
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2009, 04:16:03 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on March 26, 2009, 04:06:42 PM
Maybe it's not totally his fault.  Maybe that hose was a slut who was askin' for it!  You never know ;)   :p

You may be right.

I found a picture of it.



Poor guy never had a chance.
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2009, 04:16:29 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 26, 2009, 04:16:03 PM
You may be right.

I found a picture of it.



Poor guy never had a chance.

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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2009, 05:03:51 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 26, 2009, 04:16:03 PM
You may be right.

I found a picture of it.



Poor guy never had a chance.

MAN! Get a load of the hose on that male vac. .....ain't no way he can expect to compete with that.
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2009, 08:00:40 PM »
 :rotf: Yeah....I got nuthin. Ya'll are too funny!  :evillaugh:
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2009, 08:28:03 PM »
Reminds me of Scary Movie, where that girl tells her nerdy brother that their mom told him to keep his ____ out of the vaccum.
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2009, 07:56:29 AM »
But...but...yer honner...all I was trying to do was get out my belly button lint, but she just wouldn't take NO for an answer!
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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2009, 09:40:01 AM »
Quote from: bijou on March 26, 2009, 10:00:14 AM
There's an idea that judges in Florida could use.  :-)
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This is illegal?


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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2009, 09:42:33 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on March 27, 2009, 09:40:01 AM
This is illegal?


 :-)

Not in Nevada.  Haven't you seen the pron advertisements saying that everything is legal in Nevada???

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Re: Man jailed for car wash vacuum hose sex
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2009, 09:48:38 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 27, 2009, 09:42:33 AM
Not in Nevada.  Haven't you seen the pron advertisements saying that everything is legal in Nevada???




What happens at a Vegas Car Wash, stays in Vegas.  :-)
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