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My new man toy for handling my meat!
« on: March 25, 2009, 06:20:48 PM »


The Char-Broil Red!

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Flavor for you. The 100% infrared heat sears in flavor and keeps foods moist and juicy, not dried out. Simply drop wood chips through the grates and watch them start to smoke on the u. A wide temperature range for intense searing at the cooking surface down to slow-and-low barbequing and rotisserie cooking.

Infrared heat locks in moisture and flavor
Porcelain coated cast iron grates
Integrated push and turn electronic ignition
750 sq. In of cook surface with 3 stainless steel burners


The thing will get up to 700 degrees and with the way the U-Pan is set up you can use a wide variety of wood chips for flavor with minimal fuss.  Easy clean up too as you just brush away the cinders when you are done..

No flare ups either.

I can't wait to try this out tomorrow!!  :yahoo:
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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2009, 06:32:26 PM »
You need to fire up a mess of ribs on that unit.
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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2009, 06:44:17 PM »
Ouch! Your meat must really be able to take it! Enjoy your new grill, when is supper?
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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2009, 06:51:20 PM »
Well no flare ups is good when it comes to your meat! :-)
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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2009, 08:45:37 PM »
Well done girls. Meat puns are pretty rare around here.  :p
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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2009, 08:49:22 PM »
If you want your meat handled properly.......... :-)
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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2009, 08:57:19 PM »
@#$%&&@*&*@#%@*&@^#**@*@*!!!!!!!!1111111111

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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2009, 08:59:36 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on March 25, 2009, 08:45:37 PM
Well done girls. Meat puns are pretty rare around here.  :p

You always come up with the wieners.
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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2009, 09:07:04 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 25, 2009, 08:57:19 PM
@#$%&&@*&*@#%@*&@^#**@*@*!!!!!!!!1111111111


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Ain't that a bitch!
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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2009, 09:07:59 PM »
I just seasoned mine for the first time with a rack of ribs.

Nothing like sitting in the back yard grillin' with a cold beer in your hands as the sun sets a firey glow behind the Rockies.

Life is good.
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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2009, 09:10:05 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on March 25, 2009, 09:07:59 PM
I just seasoned mine for the first time with a rack of ribs.

Nothing like sitting in the back yard grillin' with a cold beer in your hands as the sun sets a firey glow behind the Rockies.

Life is good.

Did you say ribs?  Babyback?

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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2009, 09:32:37 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 25, 2009, 08:59:36 PM
You always come up with the wieners.

Sometimes you feel like a nut, Sometimes you don't.  :p
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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2009, 09:34:27 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 25, 2009, 08:57:19 PM
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I didn't now IKEA sold grills.  :tongue:

No worries, you got the brains to make it work. And once it's fixed up, your the master chef.  :cheersmate:
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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2009, 09:53:17 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on March 25, 2009, 09:32:37 PM
Sometimes you feel like a nut, Sometimes you don't.  :p

I like the feel of nuts.  :lmao:
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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2009, 10:06:27 PM »
It's a bouncing baby grill!

Running it for a bit at full temps to burn off the factory gunk and then trying a burger on it. :)
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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2009, 10:07:29 PM »
Do you have to season the grates  grills whatever first?
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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2009, 10:57:36 PM »
Quote from: Chris on March 25, 2009, 10:07:29 PM
Do you have to season the grates  grills whatever first?

Nah, you just have to run it at max temp for about 15-20 minutes to burn off any oile or preservatives from the factory.

It cooked a WICKED burger. :-)
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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2009, 11:00:01 PM »
My parents have a similar one.  My mom grilled a huge rack of lamb a little while back... it was excellent.
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« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2009, 06:45:13 PM »
Interesting.

I threw a burger on there last night after assmebling it and was doing other things while it cooked. Plus I was tired but I didn't notice what the cooking time was.  I fired the thing up for ribs tonight and it would not develop temps higher than 250-300 degrees.

It has a faulty regulator. :(

On a plus note I called Home Depot and they are having a new one assembled for me and delivered early next week and they will haul the defective one back.

They offered to have an UN-assembled one delivered by tomorrow afternoon but after spending three or four hours last night assembling the first my wife said not only "No" but "Frak your mama NO!" at the idea of putting another one together.

This is the first appliance I have ever bought that was a lemon.

First rate customer service from Home Depot though. :)

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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2009, 06:51:18 PM »
Ewww what a nuisance.  I hate buying stuff that doesn't work. 

Does Home Depot deliver that assembled? 
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« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2009, 07:22:32 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on March 26, 2009, 06:51:18 PM
Ewww what a nuisance.  I hate buying stuff that doesn't work. 

Does Home Depot deliver that assembled? 

They are now.

My wife invited me to stick a large garden gnome up my ass and sleep on the couch if they brought another one that WASN'T assembled. :rofl:

We just have to wait a couple days for it.
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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2009, 07:55:43 PM »
kinky! :-)

I just had that travelocity commerical go through my head.....
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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2009, 11:26:38 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 26, 2009, 07:22:32 PM
They are now.

My wife invited me to stick a large garden gnome up my ass and sleep on the couch if they brought another one that WASN'T assembled. :rofl:

We just have to wait a couple days for it.

Hug your wife for me.....I now have new ammunition for the next time I need a particularly appropriate phrase
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Re: My new man toy for handling my meat!
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2009, 01:21:30 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 26, 2009, 07:22:32 PM
They are now.

My wife invited me to stick a large garden gnome up my ass and sleep on the couch if they brought another one that WASN'T assembled. :rofl:

We just have to wait a couple days for it.

Well, in that case...maybe I will buy a barbque...do they charge a fortune for shipping and set up?
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« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2009, 08:06:00 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on March 27, 2009, 01:21:30 PM
Well, in that case...maybe I will buy a barbque...do they charge a fortune for shipping and set up?

I think that the assembly fee is normally $40-50 and you wind up paying another $35-50 for delivery.

But if you have the mechanical abilities of a drunken otter like I do it's worth it to have someone else do the icky stuff.
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