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Offline asdf2231

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60-foot penis painted on roof
« on: March 24, 2009, 01:34:45 PM »



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An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

Looks more like a torpedo or a rocketship.
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Re: 60-foot penis painted on roof
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2009, 01:35:57 PM »
lol  That's pretty funny!  Although, he could've put a little more effort into it, sheesh ;)
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Re: 60-foot penis painted on roof
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2009, 03:59:49 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on March 24, 2009, 01:35:57 PM
lol  That's pretty funny!  Although, he could've put a little more effort into it, sheesh ;)

Ever been up on a roof in summertime? Painting, fixing a leak, pulling up shingles? Ain't fun, lemme tell ya.

I think it's a masterpiece - a real work of art.

Rembrandt would be proud.

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Re: 60-foot penis painted on roof
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2009, 04:55:26 PM »
lol.

Why did the parents inform the press?
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Re: 60-foot penis painted on roof
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2009, 05:53:38 PM »
Quote from: Lanie on March 24, 2009, 04:55:26 PM
lol.

Why did the parents inform the press?

I think you got that around the wrong way....
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Re: 60-foot penis painted on roof
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2009, 06:27:40 PM »
So how stiff are the laws on graffit?  :-)
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Re: 60-foot penis painted on roof
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2009, 07:14:54 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on March 24, 2009, 06:27:40 PM
So how stiff are the laws on graffit?  :-)
I wonder if the parents will just let is slide.   :-)
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Re: 60-foot penis painted on roof
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2009, 07:37:36 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2009, 07:14:54 PM
I wonder if the parents will just let is slide.   :-)

I bet they'll get a hard time over it.
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Re: 60-foot penis painted on roof
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2009, 07:40:26 PM »
He sounds like a hard case to me.
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Re: 60-foot penis painted on roof
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2009, 08:12:01 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 24, 2009, 01:34:45 PM



Looks more like a torpedo or a rocketship.

What a half assed effort! Whay are the twins so small? Steroids? :-)
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Re: 60-foot penis painted on roof
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2009, 08:17:52 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 24, 2009, 08:12:01 PM
What a half assed effort! Whay are the twins so small? Steroids? :-)

Self portrait maybe?
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Re: 60-foot penis painted on roof
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2009, 08:50:07 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 24, 2009, 08:12:01 PM
What a half assed effort! Whay are the twins so small? Steroids? :-)

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Re: 60-foot penis painted on roof
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2009, 01:41:15 AM »
What a nut job.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2009, 01:46:18 AM by RobJohnson »
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Re: 60-foot penis painted on roof
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2009, 06:58:58 AM »
Maybe they should erect a tent over it.
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Re: 60-foot penis painted on roof
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2009, 10:19:50 AM »
Man, what a dick!
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Re: 60-foot penis painted on roof
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2009, 04:02:28 PM »
the guys was quite ballsy though...
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Re: 60-foot penis painted on roof
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2009, 06:10:00 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on March 25, 2009, 04:02:28 PM
the guys was quite ballsy though...
Maybe they'll send him to a penile institution.
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