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Offline Chris_

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Eighth-Grader Suspended for Passing Gas on Bus
« on: March 24, 2009, 11:47:46 AM »
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Eighth-Grader Suspended for Passing Gas on Bus

LAKELAND, Fla. —  An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day.

Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.

The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.

Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities said he broke wind in class.

They should start a "No beans for bus riders" campaign for the school cafeteria.   :-)

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Re: Eighth-Grader Suspended for Passing Gas on Bus
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2009, 12:19:32 PM »
Well, the kid can breeze through by having mommy drive him to school.
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Re: Eighth-Grader Suspended for Passing Gas on Bus
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2009, 12:20:40 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on March 24, 2009, 12:19:32 PM
Well, the kid can breeze through by having mommy drive him to school.
"Just wait till your father gets wind of this!"
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Re: Eighth-Grader Suspended for Passing Gas on Bus
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2009, 12:22:19 PM »
Something smells rotten when a kid gets booted for blowing bubbles.
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