Which assets are you refering to Rich? If you are refering to the bundled "credit default " mortgages, I would have them UNBUNDLED, THE BANKS KEEPING THE 90% THAT ARE performing assets, and have the bail out money we give to Freddy and Fanny buy the rest at 5%. I would state openly and withour equivacation that NO MORE MONEY would be handed out to ANYONE for bailouts even if Turbo Tim wound up selling apples on the corner.
The Banks would no longer be permitted to issue 100+% mortgages, but 10% payment by mortgagor on primary residences, 20% on secondary residences. The Appraisors would have to be at least two, Comps and Replacement , with the MAXIMUM value being an AVERAGE of the two. As for Freddy and Fanny, if Gvt. wanted these to still give 100% mortgages themselves, they would become 100% Government entities and would be setopped from guaranteeing ANY mortgage that was not loaned against both the apprasial requirement and a MEANS TEST.
BUNDLING WOULD STILL be permitted, BUT any financial institution buying such a bundle would be required to have the SAME RESERVES as if they had issued the mortgages and NO CREDIT DEFAULT contracts. If they wanted insurance, a market, a legitimate one, would have to be formed, with proper reserves too, and charge an apppropriate, acturary premiun. All subject to AUDIT by the appropriate regulating authority, in many cases, State Insurance and Baniking Depts., and the Feds..
The credit default gamblers would out of luck and out of business, thus the Earth revolves. Credit default contracts ARE gambling, and as the shares were sold on both sides of the bet multiple times, it is impossible for every one to come out whole no matter what.
This would instantly restore some confidence (as long as the Pres. stuck to it) , restore value to the now "toxic" assets, establish a firm floor from which to work, and start the recovery.
If the President with the complicity of the Congress keeps throwing money at the problemn, there MIGHT be short term up bumps, followed by hyper inflation, 15% to 20% unemployment, greatly increased interest rates and a new "misery index" that will exceed 50% as the debt service creeps up to 85% of GDP. The disaster would mean the end of the world as we know it as more than a verse from a catchy tune.